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Date: 2010-11-18 02:55 am (UTC)"So is anyone else really uncomfortable with calling it the White Power Ring? I feel like I should punch Strom Thurmond's ghost whenever I say it."
"I'm more concerned with fucking Bruce getting it. Like, seriously? Not Clark or anyone? Bruce fucking Wayne, the guy who can find a god damn dark spot in a supernova? Bruce needs to get the fucking Gray ring for being a god damn downer all the time."
~flash cut to a birthday party, Bruce and Clark both wear small party hats, a small child cries near Bruce~
"So. That's how my parents were shot right in front of me. I watched them bleed to death through holes, leaving lines of gore that left them and took all remnants of the love and care they gave for me with them. So stop bitching that you got the wrong fucking Beyblade."
~Clark puts his head in his hands~
"This is why no one invites you to birthday parties anymore man."
~A pinata smashes through a wall and then crashes through the door~
"SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS, THOSE PAYDAYS ARE MINE. OLLIE I WILL RIP YOUR DICK OFF IF YOU STEP TO THIS SHIT. I WILL SHOVE A MILKY WAY UP YOUR ASS."
~Dinah explodes after the pinata~
"Hey, his sister has all Miley's CDs! Sweet!"
"Get out of the girl's room Hal, you know what the judge said."
~flash cut back~
"Man, that party fucking ruled. Payday's rule."
"So, um just watching this stupid bullshit with the ring and all and..."
"What?"
"You guys ever see the end of the first Pokemon movie? Besides Hal. Because it's happening right now. Also Dove is kissing Boston. So she's kissing a...alive....dead guy?"
"Who the fuck knows anymore, we've all died at least once. I mean Clark-"
"You pull that 'Inspired more people dead than alive' shit and I test to see if we can still come back."