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Two pages from the preview of Warriors Three #2 on CBR






Volstagg praise in form of jokes or others are welcome.



Date: 2010-11-28 01:38 pm (UTC)
aelflar: (ThorJane)
From: [personal profile] aelflar
Because Earth does not revolve. Volstagg is walking. :)

Date: 2010-11-28 02:40 pm (UTC)
aelflar: (Default)
From: [personal profile] aelflar
When Volstagg crosses a street, the cars have to look both ways.

(really, i could go on forever..XD)

Date: 2010-11-28 03:32 pm (UTC)
misterbug: (Default)
From: [personal profile] misterbug
Unlike his comrade, Volstagg doesn't need a giant hammer. When he sees a nail sticking out, he uses his finger.
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Date: 2010-11-28 09:17 pm (UTC)
aelflar: (Default)
From: [personal profile] aelflar
A blind man once ran into Volstagg and got his sight back.

Volstagg is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.

Forest Gump didn`t run for forest. He ran for Volstagg.

Volstagg doesn`t have to hold his breath under water. Water knows better than to try and drown Volstagg.

If all the superheroes came together, they would form Volstagg.

(adapted from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/) Enjoy XD !

Date: 2010-11-29 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
...wait. WHY is Volstagg the reason why Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road? I don't get it.

Date: 2010-11-29 12:54 am (UTC)
bradhanon: (Serious editor)
From: [personal profile] bradhanon
When some people make love, the earth moves.

When Volstagg and Etta Candy made love, the earth ended and was reborn into a timeless dimension composed of chocolate and awesome.

Date: 2010-11-28 01:42 pm (UTC)
endis_ni: (Default)
From: [personal profile] endis_ni
Oh, paragon of martial virtue!

I don't think there's any point denying my massive crush on Volstagg right now, is there?

Date: 2010-11-28 02:43 pm (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
His copious number of offspring prove the alternate reading as well.

Date: 2010-11-28 07:15 pm (UTC)
deliandra: Loki thoughtfull (Loki thoughtfull)
From: [personal profile] deliandra
Never alone.

Date: 2010-11-28 10:17 pm (UTC)
dorksidefiker: (Default)
From: [personal profile] dorksidefiker
Everyone wants Volstagg.

Date: 2010-11-28 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] jlbarnett
and you know every word of it's true

Date: 2010-11-28 01:55 pm (UTC)
filkertom: (Default)
From: [personal profile] filkertom
I suppose it is possible to not love Volstagg.

Those people are sad, soulless and alone.

Date: 2010-11-28 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] hyperactivator
The more I see Volstagg the happier I am. And the more I want to see Hildy. Lets face it the Young Avengers could use her.

Date: 2010-11-28 02:34 pm (UTC)
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (Default)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
The whole Volsfamily would be nice. But yeah, Hildy gets priority.

Date: 2010-11-28 10:57 pm (UTC)
perletwo: blue beetle (blue beetle - fly)
From: [personal profile] perletwo
'Tis a pity she's DC, or I'd say Blue Beetle's friend Brenda was the post-Ragnarok mortal incarnation of Hildy. Seriously. (That isn't even her awesomest scene, just the awesomest one I could find posted here.)

Date: 2010-11-28 11:11 pm (UTC)
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (Default)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
Actually, speaking of the Volsclan, whatever happened to the two human kids that he was fostering back in the Simonson days? Did they just sort of get forgotten over the years, or what?

Date: 2010-11-29 01:25 am (UTC)
dorksidefiker: (Default)
From: [personal profile] dorksidefiker
So far as I can tell, Micky and Kevin (I believe those are their names) went the the same way as the rest of the Volstagg clan after Simonson's run; lost in time and space.

Date: 2010-11-29 01:27 am (UTC)
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (Default)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
Pity. They did have potential, being humans raised as Asgardians and fed the local produce.

Date: 2010-11-29 01:30 am (UTC)
dorksidefiker: (Default)
From: [personal profile] dorksidefiker
We can always hope that they get brought back alongside Hildy and have awesome adventures. And there's always fanfiction.

Date: 2010-11-28 10:19 pm (UTC)
dorksidefiker: (Default)
From: [personal profile] dorksidefiker
This.

Date: 2010-11-28 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karthzon.livejournal.com
What is this and why have I only found out about it now?

Date: 2010-11-28 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] arilou_skiff
Volstagg is everything Thor should be, yet in the Marvel incarnation, sadly is not. *

* Someone needs to post the "Wooing Sif" part from Madsen's valhalla stuff...

Date: 2010-11-28 09:08 pm (UTC)
aelflar: (ThorJane)
From: [personal profile] aelflar
I would like to subscribe to your logic...

Date: 2010-11-28 11:21 pm (UTC)
pallas_athena: (Default)
From: [personal profile] pallas_athena
Volstagg *is* truly mighty, and I like this title... but I think that in this scene, Hogun is written too "wordy." The grim one is usually more taciturn, and therein lies his power.

Date: 2010-11-29 01:29 am (UTC)
dorksidefiker: (Default)
From: [personal profile] dorksidefiker
Volstagg watches the Watchmen.

Volstagg drank your milkshake.

There is no "I" in team, unless Volstagg says there is.

A watched pot never boils, unless Volstagg is watching, and then it disintegrates instantly.

Volstagg got the early bird, the worm, and the girl.

Volstagg knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Volstagg invented the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster & Chartreuse to help with his hangover.

Date: 2010-11-29 03:01 am (UTC)
lieut_kettch: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lieut_kettch
There is no such thing as evolution, there is merely a list of animals that Volstagg has yet to consume.

Date: 2010-11-29 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
Volstagg is one of a category of warriors that run on pure ego. I'm not sure if there's a term for them, but basically, they really are as good as they say they are because they KNOW they're as good as they say they are. How could they be anything else? Can a being of pure awesome be anything less than awesome? Unthinkable!

Date: 2010-11-29 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
'Volstagg, what are you doing?'

'A challenge has been made to me to crush this mountain. The Lion of Asgard could not reject such a trifling task; 'twould be unworthy of him.'

'But... you're just standing with your back to it.'

'I need not sully myself with doing it by hand! Volstagg scoffs at such crude methods! I KNOW I can crush this mountain; that is enough for me. And verily, SO SHALL IT BE ENOUGH FOR THE MOUNTAIN!'

CRRR-RUNCH!

'And lo! And behold!'

'OK, I'm a little scared now.'

Date: 2010-11-29 08:43 am (UTC)
proteus_lives: (Default)
From: [personal profile] proteus_lives
Volstagg was once the judge of an interpretive dance competition. He found them guilty.

The Grand Canyon was the result of Volstagg's balls falling out of his shorts.

Unlike Thor, Volstagg can, will and has repeatedly threatened to use his penis as a hammer.

Volstagg pisses off Santa every year because he's already eaten all the cookies.

Volstagg quested for and consumed Baskin/Robbin's 32nd flavor.

Date: 2010-12-03 02:50 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] halloweenjack
Volstagg won an eating contest with Matter-Eater Lad. Actually, MEL feigned indigestion, because he knew that eventually everything in the universe would be consumed except for the two of them, and then, well...

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