Because I Love You All: GALACTUS IS COMING! (JTC parody)

[jlroberson]

So I see this brilliant little Jack Chick parody via Stuart Immonnen's Twitter feed, and I immediately thought of you. Enjoy. (click on image for whole thing).

Comments

[aelflar]

All I got from this is:

"Galactus` Worldship is HUGE"

._____.

Anti-Life justifies my laughter

[jlroberson]

Perhaps I could interest you in some anti-life instead, then?

http://cissie-king.livejournal.com/13838.html

Re: Anti-Life justifies my laughter

[aelflar]

Batman can and will dodge Darkseid`s Omega Beams. And if Darkseid doesn`t like it, Batman`ll shoot him.

Re: Anti-Life justifies my laughter

[jlroberson]

But.

DID HE MAKE HIMSELF CLEAR?

Re: Anti-Life justifies my laughter

[aelflar]

Darkseid or Batman? xD

Re: Anti-Life justifies my laughter

[jlroberson]

I believe those were both Darkseid's and then Bruce's last words before "Gotcha."

[psychopathicus_rex]

Am I the only one who now desperately wants a copy of 'Richards! Insufferable Dolt' by Dr. Victor Von Doom?

[jlroberson]

Punishermax has to appear now and show us the introduction.

[psychopathicus_rex]

Why wait?

'My name is Doom, Dr. Doom. Victor Von Doom, monarch of Latveria and shortly the world. Friends call me 'Doom' or 'Your Excellency' or just 'Master'. Anyone calling me 'Vic', 'Victor' or 'Vicky' shall die the Death of Fifty Million Weasels. Anyone who uses a snide tone while doing so shall die the Death of Fifty Million Weasels and One Ferret.
Clearly, you are reading this because you wish to know why Richards is an insufferable dolt. Oaf! Simpleton! You are reading the wrong section! That is what the rest of the book is devoted to! I am not going to waste adjectives at the very beginning! Doom never repeats himself! NEVER! Kindly place your bare fingertip upon the row of ellipses following this paragraph.

......

Presumably, you have just awoken from the effects of the extremely painful knockout drug I have added to the printer's ink specially allocated for that one particular spot. The spasms should pass in a minute; kindly do not attempt to hold a hot drink in the meantime, or you may spill it on your copy of this book, which would be a defilement of Doom's intellectual property, which would mean I would have to kill you.
Clearly, you are a fool of the rankest order, or you would not have fallen into such an obvious trap. I have no further time to waste on you, as I must get on with talking about how Richards is a worthless poltroon. I would not have bothered with an introduction in the first place, except my editor insisted, and, after I had him put to the death and replaced, I decided to take his advice.
I hope you enjoy the book. If you do not, microsensors embedded in the cover that indicate as such, and you shall be annihilated from orbit. You have been warned. Continue reading.'

[jlroberson]

Why do you want to murder me with suffocation, sir?

Well done. :)

[psychopathicus_rex]

*bows* One endeavors to please.

[charlottesmtms.livejournal.com]

Ihnjh, Ijls: "Death of Fifty Million Weasels and One Ferret"

[jlroberson]

It's the ferret that gets you in the end.

[charlottesmtms.livejournal.com]

As it should be!

[charlottesmtms.livejournal.com]

Love your icon, btw! ^v^

[jlroberson]

Thanks! It's Ellis, from THUNDERBOLTS.

[psychopathicus_rex]

'Ihnjh, Ijks'?

[psychopathicus_rex]

Err, 'scuse me - got that wrong. 'Ihnjh, Ijls?'

[charlottesmtms.livejournal.com]

It's all good! *lol*

[charlottesmtms.livejournal.com]

Ihnjh (I have no joke here), Ijls (I just like saying)

[psychopathicus_rex]

Ah. It does sort of roll off the tongue, doesn't it? I was originally going to try for something a LITTLE more plausible, but I figured the hell with it, it's DOOM! He can get together fifty million weasels (and one ferret) if he damn well wants to!

[charlottesmtms.livejournal.com]

Gotta have a side of ferret, with my evildoings! *WEG*

[psychopathicus_rex]

This must be 'acronyms I don't understand' night - 'WEG'?

[charlottesmtms.livejournal.com]

WEG: Wicked Evil Grin

[psychopathicus_rex]

Presumably with lashings of bacon and a few orange slices, to keep it juicy.