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That is a bizarre little ditty I put together in a fit of peak while obsessing over my favorite comic book character. You can follow me over the fold for a few freaky scans following a full lyric sheet for that strangest of songs.

Doreen Green has got me insane in the membrane...



Break you off a slice of bread,
Gonna go straight to your head.
Bustin your ass, peas and rice.
Oh isn't it so nice
When I get on the mic to spit my stuff
You be like huffin and puff
But my house still standing up.

No tomatoes, dressing on the side.

Gonna throw away my gun,
And then we'll have some fun.
Gonna get into your fridge.
Oh My God your name is midge.
Or midget, whatever.
I'm bigger, any weather.
It's raining down like hell.
I will ring your bell.
You will want to get some more.
When you see what is in store.
On the next track, on the floor, on the ceiling.
Oh well, what a feeling I gave you.

(Those are the actual lyrics. I just turned on the microphone and went all freestyle. Let this be a lesson. Never rap on an empty stomach. Let's move on to the comic book scans, shall we?.)

greatlakes

I opened that comic and what did I see? Squirrel Girl herself, smiling at me.

greatlakes2

It seems that Marvel's Dark Reign actually included the Great Lakes Avengers. Good times.

greatlakesavengers

That is some psychotic stuff, reminds me of my good buddy Dave Devries. Wanna get crazier? Let's do it.



Yes, my friends, that is official canon. Squirrel Girl is also known as "The Slayer of All That Breathes". No wonder I can't get her out of my head.



Yes we have been blessed by the original black line pages of her appearance in I Am An Avenger #1, thanks to the artist Tom Fowler himself.

Ahhh.



But then, as soon as my frantic mind seems soothed, things get wild all over again.

squirrelgirlkiss

She did indeed kiss Speedball in continuity. I don't know whether to be jealous or aroused...

squirrelgirl

Whew. It was all just a dream. Not like the psychotic rap video that started this whole nutty mess.

But close. Very, very close.

Off model in the last section

Date: 2011-01-09 09:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stubbleupdate


And for that reason, I'm out

Date: 2011-01-09 10:11 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stubbleupdate
What's a fit of peak?

Date: 2011-01-09 10:25 pm (UTC)
rdfox: Joker asking Tim Drake, "'Sup?" from Paul Dini's "Slay Ride" (Default)
From: [personal profile] rdfox
...but she *did* kiss Speedball for real at the end of that story!

As for model... I like the explanation that Sage Freehaven and I came up with for her lack of eye markings and extra chest size in it--instead of showing her as she actually *is*, the "I <3 Marvel" issue showed her somewhat idealized self-image instead.

Date: 2011-01-09 10:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stubbleupdate
Yes, but what is it?


I thought that it might be like a fit of pique, where you react in anger and haste.

Date: 2011-01-09 10:33 pm (UTC)
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (Default)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
Probably a fit of pique. Nobody knows how to spell any more.

Date: 2011-01-09 10:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stubbleupdate
I wasn't sure if it was rubbish spelling or if I wasn't "down with the kids"

having said that, I have seen some shockers recently.

"For all intensive purposes"
"It's a walking progress"

Date: 2011-01-09 10:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stubbleupdate
So are you suggesting that in this character's head bigger > better ?

Date: 2011-01-09 11:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stubbleupdate
Is this going to be the inaugural post for "Female characters that I masturbate to week"

Date: 2011-01-09 11:44 pm (UTC)
rdfox: Joker asking Tim Drake, "'Sup?" from Paul Dini's "Slay Ride" (Default)
From: [personal profile] rdfox
She might well want to be a bit bigger. Alternatively, if she finds them a nuisance, she might think they're bigger than they actually are. Just a possibility.

Date: 2011-01-10 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
...Were any of those lyrics SUPPOSED to refer to Squirrel Girl, or did you come up with the song first and then decide to make it a Squirrel Girl video later? 'Cause unless Doreen dislikes tomatoes in her salad (which, if so, decreases her several notches in my estimation), the former objective wasn't... well, wasn't really achieved.

Date: 2011-01-10 06:52 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] destroyed
Think the lyrics posted are the originals, whereas his freestyle lyrics are different. Although honestly, it's a song devoted to Squirrel Girl.

The time for dissecting the guy's logic... it isn't here or now. Just enjoy.

Date: 2011-01-10 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
I wasn't exactly 'dissecting the guy's logic'; I was honestly puzzled. I'm not dissing him, just asking a question.

Date: 2011-01-10 12:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] blackruzsa
Wow, that's... terrible.

It took me a second to get the second one.

And I thought "throws of passion" was bad.

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