Reads like a DomSub relationship

[blackruzsa]

And it's... really creeping me out.

One page from the preview of Invincible Iron Man #500 on CBR.


The words, the actions, the holding of his face--it's like fanfiction. Certain, specific types of fanfiction I normally wouldn't recommend to kids and people with weak stomachs.

It's more horrible when you realize he's plugging into him.

Comments

[cypherfdp]

Yes, yes, pig. plug into me faster... More.. MORE... Yesss, good pig... Good piggy...

Proof that scans_daily has corrupted my mind.

[blackruzsa]

Ohhhhh gaaaaaahhhhdddd
The worst part is how much of this is a turn-on. D:

[shadowpsykie]

.... damn....

as is our motto "Its never just you"

[01d55]

It's only subtext if it's subtle.

[midnightvoyager]

Oddly enough, Tony's topping here. He's the one with the male connectors.

[blackruzsa]

Just because they're topping doesn't mean they're dominant xP

[omimouse]

Having the 'male connectors' does not equal topping, as a great many fem dommes would be only too happy to tell you. (This sounds a lot harsher than I'm meaning it to sound; curse the lack of tone over the internet anyway. I just always feel the need to clear up the misconception that the penetrating partner is the one doing the topping. It's surprisingly pervasive, even or perhaps especially within the kink community.)

[kirke_novak]

Two words for you: Power bottom. It's even possible to bottom and be a masochist in a relationship, and still be the dom.

[blackruzsa]

.... oh gahhhhd, it's too late in the night for me to be reading this, now I'm getting even more turned on.

[midnightvoyager]

Note to self, for future reference: No more jokes without extensive research and careful forethought of every word, even while distracted by weird, glowing o-face.

[blackruzsa]

The weird glowing o-face==FACE OF INTENSE ORGASM. :|

[thanekos]

There is no 616 future where something murderous and technological does not want you dead.

The present-day segment looks just as manic and off-handedly superscientific; best part's Spidey's offhand "Go to hell, Tony."

(Man, Fraction could probably do something with the current Spider-Man status quo, if that monologue's not any indication.)

[blackruzsa]

When I started reading the preview, it was like stepping into a dreamscape of some messed up AU.

And then we got to the last page, and I assumed I was dreaming a fanfiction plot into canon.

[darkknightjrk]

"There is no 616 future where something murderous and technological does not want you dead."

No--I'm sure there's one 616 future where there's something murderous and magical that wants you dead, too, I'm sure. Like, Fing Fang Foom--ruler of the world or some shit.

And yes, I would also love to see Fraction take Spidey and run with him for a while.

[fifthie]

Also, basically every possible alternate version of the present.

[fifthie]

"WHAT IF... this randomly selected supporting cast member had been five minutes late to this meeting?"

*ENTIRE MARVEL UNIVERSE IN ASHES*

[neev]

I laughed so hard at this, you have no idea.

[blackruzsa]

Were the writers so creative :/ Most of the What If?s nowadays are all "SOMETHING BIG CHANGES but things end up the same way anyway".

[icon_uk]

So were some of the old ones, most notably the "What if... Someone else got bitten by the radioactive spider?" in which the likes of Flash Thompson, Betty Brant and John Jameson Jr all got bit... at the end of the issue we discover that in each of the three timelines, Peter Parker would still have become Spider-Man anyway (albeit a slightly different one)

[jlroberson]

What did I ever do to the future?

[midnightvoyager]

...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Am... am I on weepingcock...? Did I take a wrong turn and end up in the wrong community?

[blackruzsa]

No, but now I have to go look for that comm.

[midnightvoyager]

http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/

Have fun. Or horror. It's bad/funny pron, so... Heh.

[proteus_lives]

Yep, no subtext there.

Move along now.

[blackruzsa]

His orgasmic light-coming-from-his-mouth face doesn't help either.

[thelazyreader]

Why does Tony have two additional arc reactors in his shoulders?

[greenmask]

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

[kirke_novak]

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW D:

[greenmask]

^_^!

[bruinsfan]

Oh, like we weren't all thinking it from reading the text in the scan anyway.

[blackruzsa]

... for now....

[charlottesmtms.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[kirke_novak]

Yeah, I'm sure I read that fanfic. Ok, no, I didn't, I just read the summary and moved on.

[blackruzsa]

I definitely read that fic, except it wasn't the Mandarin there >3>

[magnetdance]

This makes me think of Transformers sex...
Also, Mandarin♥ I love that guy~

[blackruzsa]

Interfacing. Mmmmm.

[regndoft]

I can't help but feel dirty, looking at that page.

But apparently not so dirty a voice at the back of my head didn't blurt out "Tony actually lived past 40?" when seeing the last panel. Huh.

[liara_shadowsong]

Agreed. Both counts. Totally agreed.

[liara_shadowsong]

O_o I don't know if I can find words for this.

[blackruzsa]

The words are "faster, faster..."
heheh.

[liara_shadowsong]

...That works. Sounds like it could be the dialogue of a really, really bad porno, though.

[blackruzsa]

And since it's the words that appear up above.....

[liara_shadowsong]

.....the page above was removed from a really bad porno, in comic book form?

I think I've read... no, wait, I didn't read this fanfiction. I stared in disbelief, gagged a little, then ran away to the cap_ironman LJ community at breakneck speed to find a Tony-containing story full of fluff and cuddles (and, y'know, other things... only not obscenely creepy in both planning and execution).

[selke]

"Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men..." meets Lemon Party plus a pinch of BDSM. Yep, it's Sunday!

[blackruzsa]

..... Your words move me to tears.

[liara_shadowsong]

Tears of joy ... or horror? Gah.

[blackruzsa]

Tears of ecstasy and horror, really.