scans_daily: Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

perletwo (

perletwo) wrote in

scans_daily,
@ 2011-03-05 06:37 pm UTC

Entry tags:

char: batman/bruce wayne, char: green lantern/hal jordan, creator: bob haney, creator: ramona fradon, in-joke: context is for the weak, publisher: dc comics

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Jokers and jokesters, you know what to do here.

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	no subject autumn_lily 2011-03-05 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	....So THAT'S how the Energizer Bunny was born! (Reply to this)

	no subject realpestilence 2011-03-06 12:02 am UTC (link)
	His pleasure, too, I'm sure! ;D (Reply to this)

	no subject zenbro 2011-03-06 12:10 am UTC (link)
	That's it, Bruce...soak up that delicious...uh...willpower. (Reply to this)

	no subject icon_uk 2011-03-06 12:18 am UTC (link)
	And that's why Bruce insisted that Dick wear a yellow cape. (Reply to this)

	no subject blackruzsa 2011-03-06 12:39 am UTC (link)
	But look, his face is so stoic. Try harder, Hal. It can't just be YOUR pleasure. (Reply to this)

	no subject cypherfdp 2011-03-06 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Suddenly the whole "paint everything yellow" idea in All-Star Batman and Robin makes a lot more sense. Alternatively: "Fuck you, your parents are dead, my city is dead!" (Reply to this) (Thread) (Hide 2 comments) (Show 2 comments)

	no subject darkblade 2011-03-07 06:08 am UTC (link)
	"Then you killed hundreds of other Lanterns. Which later came back, along with your city. My parents, still dead." (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 1 comment) (Show 1 comment)

	no subject cypherfdp 2011-03-07 09:28 am UTC (link)
	Touche. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject karunya 2011-03-06 01:00 am UTC (link)
	This is Hal's revenge for that panel from last Sunday. (Reply to this)

	no subject calvision 2011-03-06 01:04 am UTC (link)
	'Energize', hah. It's like a really kinky 'I'm not touching youuuu' play. (Reply to this)

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punishermax
2011-03-06 01:17 am UTC (link)

~Clark and Diana are walking down the Hallway to the Family Room Of Justice (Now with New Carpets)~

"Look Di, just because Canada produced Avril Lavigne-"

"And Celine Dion, don't forget that wailing mess of a performer"

"doesn't mean we can enslave it. It doesn't exactly work that way"

"Look, all I'm saying is that any country that makes a person who sings a song with lyrics that only consist of "BOYFRIEND BOYFRIEND" is fair game and WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!"

~They stumble upon a scene of horror. Hal looks shocked at them as he stops firing his ring at Batman's crotch and- you know what? I can't believe I wrote that. Fuck.~

"Okay, this isn't like it looks like."

"Okay first off Hal, I'm gonna get Dinah to punch you in the dick muscle for that line you stole from every fucking sitcom ever. Now, kindly explain why...I can't even understand it. Your utter fuckheadedness is like some sort of eldritch abomination my mind cannot comprehend. It's like the fucking idiot out of the stars here."

"Hal, you do understand that Bruce is literally going to murder you right? Like, he will break that one rule just to murder you, go back in time and then murder you again in some kind of temporal rift of anger and hate."

"Look, Bruce needed some energy, he looked really tired so I knocked him out-"

"Always a logical means to an end."

"And started firing energy into him"

"Again, always logical. Any particular reason you chose his dick to fire this energy into? Keep in mind Me and Dinah-Bell are gonna make fun of you anyway so you lose nothing by telling the truth Dick Dazzler"

"Took you 10 seconds, nice"

"I try"

"I wasn't really aiming at it, just sort of...angled there and -urk!"

~Suddenly Bruce reaches up and grabs Hal by the neck~

"I am going to kill you slowly and~his cell phone rings, he sighs and answers~"

"Yes? What? Damien stop....you did what!? How did you even ignite that?! WELL BRING THEM BACK! WHY DID YOU BRING HOOKERS INTO THE BATCAVE!? GOD DAMMIT DAMIEN WHAT DID YOU USE MY CREDIT CARDS FOR!?"

~Bruce bolts out of the room~

"What a gyp."

"Woo..glad I'm safe from-"

~he's cut off as Dinah flies in as if from nowhere and kicks him square in his dick~

"PATRIARCHY SMASH KICK!"

~Hal smashes through a wall as Dinah and Diana high five. Clark rubs his temples~

"It's starting to depress me how used to this I'm getting"

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	no subject autumn_lily 2011-03-06 02:06 am UTC (link)
	I love you so much man. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject red_menace 2011-03-06 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Never stop. Your comments make the world a better place. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 1 comment) (Show 1 comment)

	no subject punishermax 2011-03-06 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	Sad commentary on the state of the world up in here (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject superfangirl1 2011-03-07 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Perfect absolutely just fits the panel well. :) (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject darkblade 2011-03-07 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Does that mean Damien has a...BAT CREDIT CARD! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 1 comment) (Show 1 comment)

	no subject magus_69 2011-03-07 10:42 am UTC (link)
	sigh Since I can't get the embed working: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqon0nVWA4A (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject skjam 2011-03-06 02:58 am UTC (link)
	I keep meaning to post this actual story... (Reply to this) (Thread) (Hide 3 comments) (Show 3 comments)

	no subject autumn_lily 2011-03-06 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm fairly certain context will not make this scene any better.... (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 2 comments) (Show 2 comments)

	no subject icon_uk 2011-03-06 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	I think it might actually spoil it. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 1 comment) (Show 1 comment)

	no subject autumn_lily 2011-03-07 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Context is for the weak....and also ruins the fun? (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject jelly_ace 2011-03-06 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	And by ring I mean penis. (Reply to this)

	no subject icon_uk 2011-03-08 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, I meant to say "Pleasure you Batman? My energies!" (Reply to this)

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