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It's been a rough weekend, and so in order to brings some chuckles, raise some eyebrows and make some people hot under the collar, some covers to comics of yesteryear that appear to be not-so-innocent, courtesy of Maxim magazine.




Captain Cold sold the pics to the tabloids and made a TON of money.


Sooo....


Bondage? Rainbows? Muscles? Promises of fantasies fulfilled?


"When the Lilliputians had found Cap, his penis had been so traumatized that it went back into his body cavity, and he passed out from the pain. So they took him to the Maw, where the resident healer would have to ..."


The next panel shows the results of what happened with the angered lad, the viciously sharp knife and the prankster.


World's Finest....oh so fine....


That will always get your undivided attention, allowing Batman to walk up and land a haymaker....

More on their link.

Date: 2011-03-14 05:09 pm (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
Got to say, I would totally read a book where a rainbow powered gay hippy seduces the Hulk.

Date: 2011-03-14 07:50 pm (UTC)
liara_shadowsong: (Default)
From: [personal profile] liara_shadowsong
...Yeah, so would I.

Date: 2011-03-14 09:49 pm (UTC)
greenmask: (Default)
From: [personal profile] greenmask
I think that we all would.

Date: 2011-03-14 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] darkknightjrk
If not at least for the WTFery.

Date: 2011-03-15 01:55 am (UTC)
zenbro: Robin rescuing Batman (Default)
From: [personal profile] zenbro
Screw that, I want rainbow bondage powers. Double rainbow.

Date: 2011-03-15 02:55 am (UTC)
zenbro: Robin rescuing Batman (robin thighs)
From: [personal profile] zenbro
Double rainbow all the way, stun my foe with beams of gay!

Date: 2011-03-15 02:40 am (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
They would come in handy in variety of different social situations...

Date: 2011-03-14 05:33 pm (UTC)
drmcninja: (Default)
From: [personal profile] drmcninja
I have seen this collection somewhere before... I think I had it bookmarked...

And it is just as funny and ridiculous now as it was then. Wertham would have had a field day with all of these. I love it!

Date: 2011-03-14 05:58 pm (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
Superdickery, I'd wager.

Date: 2011-03-14 09:06 pm (UTC)
drmcninja: (Default)
From: [personal profile] drmcninja
Ah, the (second) greatest site on the internet till it stopped updating. I miss it so.

Date: 2011-03-14 07:25 pm (UTC)
aaron_bourque: default (Default)
From: [personal profile] aaron_bourque
These are all appropriate comic book covers!

. . . for Scans_Daily!

Date: 2011-03-14 08:06 pm (UTC)
kamino_neko: Kamino Neko's giggly icon. (Giggly)
From: [personal profile] kamino_neko
I love that you let the Tarzan cover speak for itself.

That look so did not need explanation or snark...

Date: 2011-03-16 12:52 am (UTC)
schmevil: (Default)
From: [personal profile] schmevil
MTE

Date: 2011-03-14 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] keeva
So is that Hulk cover legal for posting here? It's from a Peter David issue.

Date: 2011-03-14 10:45 pm (UTC)
rainspirit: (Default)
From: [personal profile] rainspirit
So many of these came from Superdickery. Still am part of the message board there. I miss the days when it still updated. ;-;

Date: 2011-03-14 11:06 pm (UTC)
shadowpsykie: Information (Default)
From: [personal profile] shadowpsykie
i only see Red X's :(

Date: 2011-03-14 11:24 pm (UTC)
kenn_el: Northstar_Hmm (Default)
From: [personal profile] kenn_el
Maybe it's too much Charlie Sheen in the media, but when I saw 'The Winning Team' on the World's Finest cover it occurred to me that they really could be Two and a Half Men.
Also, wishing for a Rainbow Hulk series!

Date: 2011-03-14 11:45 pm (UTC)
autumn_lily: jason todd (Default)
From: [personal profile] autumn_lily
I'm not really all that shocked (or surprised) about that World's Finest cover. Really, for me the surprising thing is that no one's found a cover with Batman holding Robin by the throat and groin titled: World's Finest - best in Show!

Date: 2011-03-14 11:51 pm (UTC)
junipepper: (jumplines)
From: [personal profile] junipepper
Was attempting to swallow a pill as I scrolled down, and when I hit that last one -- Ow, freakin' ow, man...

Date: 2011-03-15 12:36 am (UTC)
proteus_lives: (Default)
From: [personal profile] proteus_lives
Man, Tarzan really misses Jane.

Date: 2011-03-15 01:19 am (UTC)
kamino_neko: Kamino Neko's default icon... (Default)
From: [personal profile] kamino_neko
Are you kidding? He couldn't wait for her to leave so him and Cheetah could have some alone time. >_>

Date: 2011-03-15 02:01 am (UTC)
mad: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! (Default)
From: [personal profile] mad
That second one had me laughing so hard. Oh my god.

Date: 2011-03-15 02:18 am (UTC)
mistervader: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mistervader
In "Gay Comics," was that Jughead, or some rip-off?

Date: 2011-03-15 02:46 am (UTC)
kamino_neko: Kamino Neko's default icon... (Default)
From: [personal profile] kamino_neko
Ripoff. From what I can tell, Gay Comics was a Timely publication. It certainly wasn't MLJ, either way.

Date: 2011-03-15 04:21 am (UTC)
omnipotent: All I can say is, "Bahahahaha!" (Be serious Batman!)
From: [personal profile] omnipotent
I lost it at the Hulk one. Oh God.

Date: 2011-03-15 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
You know, I understand why MOST of these are giggle-worthy, but there are two that I don't... really... get. They're both Archie covers - one's the one where Archie's buying a frisbee, and the other's the one where the girls are flipping out over Jughead's cooking. Maybe it's just me, but I can't see anything inappropriate about either of them. Thoughts?

Date: 2011-03-15 11:36 am (UTC)
zenbro: Robin rescuing Batman (Default)
From: [personal profile] zenbro
You might want to check out the urban dictionary for a definition of "pearl necklace". In the Jughead one, "Eat Out" is the key phrase here.

Date: 2011-03-15 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
...Oh. That's a tad obscure, isn't it?
Just who comes up with these things, anyway? I mean, are the entries on 'Urban Dictionary' actual phrases bandied about on the streets, or does whoever run the site just make them up? I never seem to hear about them until after they've appeared in 'Urban Dictionary'.

Date: 2011-03-15 12:03 pm (UTC)
kamino_neko: Kamino Neko's default icon... (Default)
From: [personal profile] kamino_neko
...Oh. That's a tad obscure, isn't it?

Not really...neither of those phrases is exactly further underground than any other sexual slang.

Date: 2011-03-15 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
Maybe I'M underground, then. I haven't seen the sun much lately, come to think of it - I THOUGHT it was because it was overcast, but...

Date: 2011-03-15 04:52 pm (UTC)
zenbro: Robin rescuing Batman (robin thighs)
From: [personal profile] zenbro
It's probably obscure unless you're blessed or cursed with immature males as friends, who will gleefully educate you on terms like "snowballing" and "A2M."

Date: 2011-03-15 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
Well, thankfully I'm NOT, so yeah, that would explain it.

Date: 2011-03-15 12:41 pm (UTC)
wizardru: Hellboy (Default)
From: [personal profile] wizardru
"Pearl Necklace" isn't that obscure, IMHO. I mean, if you've been the subject of a ZZ Top song and jokes in movies like Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Half-Baked, I'd argue you're not unknown. Compare that with 'snowballing' as mentioned in 'Clerks', for example.

Date: 2011-03-15 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
Well, I don't listen to ZZ Top and I haven't seen either of those movies - so I guess the problem is ME, then.

Date: 2011-03-15 01:13 pm (UTC)
whitesycamore: (Wondy's boot)
From: [personal profile] whitesycamore
Well no, it's not that obscure, but I'm still with you on this one. Sometimes a pearl necklace is just a pearl necklace, and the phrase seems particularly innocent in the context of "what are you getting Betty for her birthday? 'Cause she though you were buying her pearl necklace." OH, OK THEN. I mean, I'm not really sure why that exchange should conjure up a mental image of Archie jizzing over Betty's clavicles either.

Date: 2011-03-15 04:42 pm (UTC)
zenbro: Robin rescuing Batman (robin thighs)
From: [personal profile] zenbro
Except Betty doesn't say buying, but "She's expecting a pearl necklace."

Cut to a confused Veronica, as Archie solemnly unzips his pants on date night.

Yes, lowbrow college humor...

Date: 2011-03-15 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
Yeah, exactly - there's 'dirty minds', and then there's 'searching desperately for something to dirty your mind with'. I mean, that comic was published decades before the term was ever created, and it's OBVIOUS what it MEANS - it means an actual pearl necklace. I don't WANT a mental picture of Archie giving her the... other sort of pearl necklace, thank you very much. It makes me feel all icky inside.

Date: 2011-03-15 06:18 am (UTC)
thanekos: Kouhei " Principal Garren " Hayami, the Libra Zodiarts, is bugged. (Default)
From: [personal profile] thanekos
now see, if Glorian there had done more of that, maybe he wouldn't have come to the fate he did in Annihilation

poor, stupid bastard

Date: 2011-03-16 11:21 am (UTC)
ext_585571: (The Spirit yella)
From: [identity profile] tilly_stratford.livejournal.com
Tarzan's expression will haunt me in my dreams.

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