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galateus ([personal profile] galateus) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2011-04-01 10:54 pm

Lois Lane is surprisingly self-aware

For years Lois Lane, Girl Reporter, has yearned for her Boyfriend of Steel to propose to her-- yet when the fateful day comes, she refuses him! Why?

Because she knows he's a total dick, that's why.

Lois is so desperate for validation that she 'accidentally' activates Jimmy's signal watch just so she can see Superman that day. So after she and Jimmy report on a study on the power of hypnosis, Jimmy cooks up an Evil Plan to get Lois out of Superman's hair--once and for all!

Yes Jimmy, great plan: 'saving' Superman from Lois's girl-cooties by breaking and entering in order to rob Clark of his free will and trap two of your closest friends in a loveless marriage. If only you were cross-dressing to get your way into the apartment building, this would officially be your Greatest Plan Ever.

Also, I like how it never occurred to him to just go straight to the source and hypnotize Lois into giving up her lifelong career of zany schemes to land a super-husband. Because that would make too much sense.

Clark had to leave in a hurry to some assignment across town or something, so he totally missed Superman arriving and Jimmy telling him how he should finally crush Lois's heart into itty-bitty pieces so that, heartbroken, she'll settle for Clark in a pathetic attempt at recovering her self-worth.

...People sure are always eager to give Superman super-quantities of free stuff and let him do whatever he wants, aren't they?

Determined to win this round of their never-ending battle of wits, Lois tries again and again to trick Superman into giving up the chase and revealing it all for an elaborate hoax--to no avail. But at least she got to ogle some Silver Age Super-Abs while she did it.

Oh, Lois. Willing to put up with what she thinks is all a sadistic deception just to be with Superman for a day.

Well, Jimmy's incompetent scheming got them into this mess-- and only more incompetent scheming can get them out of it!

Welp, better luck next time, Lois!

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[personal profile] star_of_airdrie 2011-04-02 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
based on the tease, it's better lunch next time...

and look at those lovely comments Superman is making...
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[personal profile] auggie18 2011-04-02 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
So, Superman could, at this point, juggle planets and yet he's having trouble holding a woman who weighs, at most, 180 ilbs? Huh.


Did you see the Superdickery episode of Batman BatB? It's pretty awesome. Totally sums up this era.
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[personal profile] aaron_bourque 2011-04-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Superman's greatest weakness is his heart, something Luthor wishes he could influence.
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[personal profile] icon_uk 2011-04-02 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Why you'd almost think he'd gotten pregnant with Kon just to trap Superman into marriage.
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heh

[personal profile] blake_reitz 2011-04-02 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
EARTHQUAKE
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[personal profile] superfangirl1 2011-04-02 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
What the espisode's name?

I must see it. :)
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[personal profile] aaron_bourque 2011-04-02 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Battle of the Superheroes!
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[personal profile] proteus_lives 2011-04-02 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I wish there could be a crossover between Super-Dick and the current Supes.

Come on! There's a Dick-Earth out there somewhere!
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[personal profile] pyrotwilight 2011-04-02 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be a bit more amused to see Dick-Superman meet High(ly unstable)-Superman.

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[personal profile] superfangirl1 2011-04-02 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Wow,superman. You went the extra mile of making lois question her sanity.
Edited 2014-12-11 00:48 (UTC)
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'Strange Experiment', my foot

[personal profile] misterbug 2011-04-02 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
After another humiliating rejection, surely you don't think she was going to let that giant chocolate-filled heart go to waste?
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[personal profile] baxter2814 2011-04-03 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, does anyone else really want to see a crossover where Modern-Supes, Silver Age-Supes, and Superdictionary-Supes all meet?

It will involve Superman having a heart attack after Silver Age-Superman casually tells him how many times he's completely destroyed Lois and Jimmy's chances at happiness.

As for Superdictionary-Supes, he just goes around stealing teaspoons and falling out of the sky without his boots on.