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[lieut_kettch]

My reactions:

First scan: Yup, Silver Age Lois is batshit crazy.

Second scan: Barbara Gordon?

Third scan: Umm... yeah. Natasha could be wearing a potato sack and Matt wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Fourth scan: When did Domino and Blue Devil team up?

[akodo_rokku]

I do like the idea of a Matt Murdock who's cheeky enough to smack the Black Widow on the ass, though.

[auggie18]

Matt Murdock uses it as an excuse to get grab stuff. It's all "I'm sorry Miss Page, I was merely trying to find my way across the room when I encountered your breasts" and "Pardon me Mister Parker, I mistook your groin for a doorknob."

[arilou_skiff]

Honestly, it's not very funny when it actually happens. (To us visually impaired at any rate, I guess bystanders are free to laugh)

[auggie18]

Yeah, I guess it wouldn't be. Sorry about that.


(How vision impaired are you? I'm 7.5 in one eye and 8 in the other.)

[arilou_skiff]

I don't actually have that kind of diagnosis (I do have a paper a few years back describing roughly how I see, but it's a couple of pages)

I was born with cataracts and had surgery at 2 months old, I'm almost blind on my right eye (even with glasses I have only very little sight on that eye) my left eye is significantly better off. Together it basically means that I hav ereal trouble judging distances and seeing depth, I have pretty decent sight up to a couple of dm. (With glasses (cataract variant, they're roughly one inch thick) or specially made contacts I can even read ordinary text, at least for a while) but it deteroriates quickly after that. (interestingly enough I'm very good at discerning colors, which is probably part of what I use to compensate for limited ability to discern shapes)

Basically, I can read a book, or text on a computer screen (although I might have to adjust size, and need very good illumination) with my glasses, but I might have trouble reading eg. a road sign, or judging the distance between myself and an object like a ball, or recognizing faces. (I go much more by voice than face for recognizing people)

[halloweenjack]

I like the idea of a Matt Murdock showing up at that party with his arm in a cast.

[thanekos]

The Immovable Man and the Irresistible Woman were married in a quiet civil ceremony later that day.

The Ultra-Sphinx was witness.

[baihu]

I'm just trying to imagine what happens when his 'spear' hits her 'shield' (well, possibly lackthereof said shield but you get the idea) on the honeymoon night...

[wonderwomanhero]

I wonder....what if the scan featuring Matt and Natasha was replaced by two people of the same sex?

[omnipotent]

I would like to see that . . . very interesting.

[darkblade]

Well then Natasha's line doesn't make sense. Either Matt isn't male or isn't a chauvinist.

[nezchan]

I do support the idea of ass-slapping, though. In the interests of science.

[retro_nouveau]

Hear, hear - more ass-slapping all around. For SCIENCE!

[nezchan]

DAT ASS!

[baxter2814]

Oh Lois. As much as I deride the Silver Age Lois Lane, she probably tied with the Fantastic Four as the second most entertaining character of that era. The first, of course, being Jimmy Olsen and his assorted crack, which gave rise to Superdickery's great Superpower Drinking Game, which was so awesome it survived the Crisis.

Also, this is totally the era where a catfight between Super!Lois and Wonder Woman would have actually been awesome. So much opportunity...

[feyandstrange]

I misread the tag as "heterodickery" before I clicked the cut-tag. And I was right!

[whitesycamore]

Something 'barely legal?' I hope he's not suggesting she dress up in pigtails and a schoolgirl outfit.

[donnblake]

Probably more in the sense of public indecency laws.