At least I'm not the only one...

[generator_rex]

One page from GL Corps #49.



So in the last chapter of "War of the Green Lantern" The men 2814 utilized the power rings of the now imprisoned Corps leaders. I thought it was fairly stupid, and it would appear Ganthet agrees with me.

Comments

[drmcninja]

Wow, shocker! Hal Jordan puts the universe at risk yet again! Oh, you scamp!

[drmcninja]

Also, and forgive the double, but is Stewart running? Did he run this whole way? Wow.

[sigmund_droid]

They just look absurd.

They may get me some flak but I have to say Hal Jordan is probably my least favorite mainstream superhero by large,

[punishermax]

"Okay, so in summary, this is the dumbest fucking thing we have ever done. I about hit the nail on the head here?"

~Ollie stands in the middle of the Justice Family Room (Now with Galaga machine!). He's garbed in a Green Lantern uniform.~

"My question is why you get willpower. You don't have the willpower to not stick your dick in any human with a vagina and/or a pair of breasts. How the fuck did you get a ring that runs on the stuff? It's like giving an electric car to Robinson Curusoe."

~Dinah is wearing a Red Lantern outfit~

"How are you not vomiting blood, or bile or space acid puke everywhere? I mean, it'd be a minor improvement over you talking so I'm disappointed."

"Ollie I've been married to you. I have so much rage inside me that I can control the shit out of it. Your dick is so lucky I haven't ripped it off it needs to buy some Powerball tickets."

"Alright so I just woke up wearing blue spandex with a ring on my finger. I either married the entire Blue Man Group, in which case I'm killing myself, or something really fucking dumb happened, in which case I'm making waffles cause that means it's Thursday."

~Diana walks in wearing the Blue Lantern uniform~

~Clark slips in wearing a Blue Lantern uniform~

"So, who's going to explain the costume? Also this mask makes me look like the Lone Ranger;s poolboy. No one wants to be the Lone Ranger's poolboy."

~Hal flies in, he's wearing his Green Lantern uniform as usual~

"Hey, you guys got your rings!"

"Why am I not surprised Hal shows up after something dumb happens. It's like the guy who beats off to fires showing up at the arson or the guy who wears Invader Zim patches showing up at the Hot Topic break in"

"Okay, there was a malfunction up at Oa. The Guardians made a mistake in the emotional spectrum"

"Okay, this is getting fucking dumb. How do those little morons not piss themselves? Have they ever, EVER, not fucked something up?"

~flash cut~

"Guardian Ganthet I don't think this is a good way to rehabilitate Larfleeze."

"QUIET! Now, what is your name....?"

~A hypnotized, as indicated by the blank stare, Larfleeze stands before the Guardians. He's dressed in a short dress, with an insane wig on his head along with a bottle of vodka glued to his hand~

"My...my name is....Snookie."

~flash cut back~

"Man that explained a lot."

"Okay, so we have to go to another planet to return our Captain Planet rings because some blue idiot fucked up? Awesome, I totally had nothing else to do today."

"Also, you seemed pretty nervous when you popped in here Hal. What happ-

~Arisia bursts into the room. She's wearing the Star Sapphire uniform~

"Hal, I got the ring and the costume! Now can we make lo-"

~She's cut off when Hal nervously covers her mouth with his hand~

"Oh wow. Woooooow. Congrats on not only violating probation but also possible sending the most powerful weapons in the universe off in random directions because you don't know that fucking Adam and Eve.com exists you fucking tool. Good christ.

[aeolos_sakya]

Good lord. Dude, I don't know how you make all of these, but they are always fucking awesome!

[aeolos_sakya]

I think it's just the art. John does mention about the use of the ring. He can use the basic functions like flight and the aura.

[grimmbear]

I will NEVER be able to look at Larfleeze in the eyes again.

[grimmbear]

ditto!

[punishermax]

Have you ever seen him and Snookie in the same room together? I rest my case

[lucky_gamble]

Why is the only black guy in the group dressed/looks...the most primitive?
Can someone fill me in on the clothes choice =/

[silverzeo]

... now where is Syad? The Orange Lantern Guardian? She has less panel time than Hector Hammond when he ate the Orange Lantern...

He's up there, but

[pervymax]

Green arrow takes the cake for me: he's just such an *asshat*

[feyandstrange]

Motto to both.

[auggie18]

I don't think there's a lot of people here who'd have a problem with you saying that. I'm a Guy fan myself.

[feyandstrange]

Stewart was a Marine, so the camo isn't completely crack-smoking - but war paint and camo for the ring of compassion makes no freaking sense.

[irrelevant]

Oh jeeze...

[mas]

Because the Indigo Corps are for all intents and purposes Hippies in Space and so make their own clothes (I think) If I remember correctly one of them from BN was wearing something like a sack of potatoes.

[domino_blue]

If I don't do it someone else will...okay ready?

LANTERN SENTAI AORANGER!

[aeolos_sakya]

I so loved that panel of Ganthet. Seriously, Hal, what were you thinking?

[pyrotwilight]

Well, the Indigo tribe does wear the least clothes and have tattoos (so it's actually shocking he has this much clothing on) but it's also when fully functioning one of the most powerful rings. Honestly I think it looks badass on him. It's like... Hell, he's a marine, in war paint with a power ring. How more badass can he get?

[aeolos_sakya]

Now I feel ashamed I didn't make that reference first!

[domino_blue]

I will be totally okay if people with a better understanding of the Japanese Language came in with a cooler sounding name, mine is just technically Lantern Task Force Greenranger.

[miramira]

I like how Guy doesn't seem all that enamored of this idea, either. Though I'm surprised Ganthet's biggest concern isn't that Hal's chosen to play Yellow Lantern. Didn't bad things happen the last time he got involved with that aspect of the spectrum?

[miramira]

"My...my name is....Snookie."

*spit-take* Ah, great. Now I gotta clean the soda off of my walls...soon as I stop laughing, that is.

[retro_nouveau]

Reason #22 that retro doesn't belong in scans_daily.