Famous Liverpudlian To Return to the Superheroey Side of the DCU

[espanolbot]

It seems that just as Swamp Thing has returned to the DCU to play part in Geoff Johns' crayonbox lantern saga as the avatar of the White Lantern, or something, the chainsmoking Sting look-a-like John Constantine will be coming back also.
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/04/21/john-constantine-returns-to-the-dc-universe/

For legality,


And for fun,

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/08/18/great-comics-that-never-happened-annual-1-the-official-handbo/

Comments

[auggie18]

Words cannot describe how awesome that fake Zatanna cover is. I wish it was real...

[darkknightjrk]

What I don't get is why there's a choice--Batman's hotter, and Zee's a hero, and while John's invitation sounds more inherently fun...every woman (and man) that the dude touches DIES.

[q99]

Except for Z. She's immune.

[auggie18]

Batman seems like he'd be the worst partner ever, sexually. Either he's gonna be brimming with issues during and after or he'll try to outdo you at every turn. (FIRST!)

[darkknightjrk]

But...Batman's the master of everything. EVERYTHING. Just ask Silver St. Cloud over in Widening Gyre. :O

[jaybee3]

According to Kevin Smith even in sex Batman is crazy prepared and can give his sexual partners double digits in orgasms per night. Of course Smith also wrote a Silver St. Cloud as an expy of Harley Quin, so you can take that with a grain of salt.

[auggie18]

But how could Batman possible master seoh god never mind I don't want to know.

[akodo_rokku]

Whores. Loooooots of whores.

[illian]

Is that what we're calling the Boys Wonder nowadays?