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I foresee friendship/subtext collages.

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bruinsfan

Is he still holding to his post-Iron Man recanting of previous declarations of bisexuality?

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ian_karkull

That's okay honey, the second thought that came to my mind here was Evans making out with me...

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darkknightjrk

Well, now that image is stuck in my head.

Damn you I, urm, think...uh...

*insert related Firefly line here*

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misterbug

"No Power In The Verse Can Stop Me".

/subverted

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joasakura

:blink :blink:

....

.........

NIIIIIIICE

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baxter2814

Isn't it though? :D

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ishtar79

Oh, you're not alone in that reaction.

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valtyr

This seems the apposite moment to mention

cap_ironman,

cap_ironman, and you can also find us on Twitter. Imagining Cap kissing Iron Man since 2008.

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flash_fan

This site has single handedly showed me the twisted inner thoughts of the comic book fangirl lol.

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funbox

Me too my friend, me too lol

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cypherfdp

We all know The Movie is going to incorporate the classic Cap/Iron Man ambiguous homoerotic overtones in some way, the question here is, how does Chris Hemsworth come into play?

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autumn_lily

If it's anything like the scene in my head, Iron Man and Cap are getting their mac on while Thor stands there nodding in approval giving a thumbs up.

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baxter2814

That's easy: threesome.

Threesomes solve EVERYTHING. Half the problems in the universe could be solved with the liberal application of the concept of OT3.

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joasakura

I approve of this message ^__^

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I like the way you think.

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Well, it's not like you're alone in it. That was my second thought, too. (My first, of course, being that he's really hot. Duh.)

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thanekos

Captain America is confused as to why you would do that.

But then he adjusts his pants. He understands now.

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It's a proven method of problem solving.

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sinisterlink

I find the one of him adjusting his pants so hot and I don't even know why.

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darkknightjrk

"You think Thor's hammer is impressive?"

*ziiiiiiiiip*

...

Oh GOD what am I doing--

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sinisterlink

"Wow, that Super Soldier serum works on EVERYTHING!"

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darkknightjrk

"I grew six inches since I got the serum!"
"That is impressive!"
"I've also gotten taller!"
"...Well played, son."

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Consider this as well, the Super Soldier Serum eliminates all fatigue poisons.

Unlimited stamina. Continue.

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joasakura

God bless America. :SALUTES:

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Cap will salute you, because he's always at attention. ;)

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autumn_lily

I've read that fic!

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*shifty eyes* Where can I find it? Rec plz?

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autumn_lily

http://talesofsuspense.net/viewstory.php?sid=184&chapter=1
http://talesofsuspense.net/viewstory.php?sid=261&chapter=1
http://talesofsuspense.net/viewstory.php?sid=126&chapter=1

But they have at least SOMETHING to do with Steve's....skills...

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...And this is what I get for checking emails first thing in the morning. I'll take a look sometime this afternoon/evening, after my classes and exam and multiple errands I have to take care of are done with. Thanks, though. :)

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autumn_lily

Welcome.

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Well, I'd never seen the first two before. The third one I had, but I like it so much that I'd say it was time for a re-read anyways! Thanks! :)

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autumn_lily

Always good to make fellow slashers happy! ;) Especially when it comes to these two.

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baxter2814

...........

Excuse me, but my brain just completely short circuited.

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autumn_lily

Good way or in-need-of-brain-bleach way?

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baxter2814

Good! Definitely good! Bah! I am a certified internet fangirl of many years! I have no need for your pathetic brain bleach! I am immune to the darkest kinks your foolish minds can conceive of!

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autumn_lily

I'm tempted to challenge that with several pics pulled up on Google image search for 'Rule 34'.

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baxter2814

Errr...Okay, pictures I may still be sensitive to. But text? Hah!

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autumn_lily

Well, to be fair, text really only appeals to the imagination of the reader, so your ability to be horrified by text only goes as far as your imagination allows you to.

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selke

The hammer is his penis. <3

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ravenous_raven

It's because 1. he's squinting, 2. as he adjusts his pants his shirt stretches tighter across his pecs, and 3. because it's his pants he's adjusting.

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asdfjkl; I'm supposed to be finishing up reviewing for an exam right now. This is not making it easy to study anything besides Chris Evans' nipples. >/////< Fuuu-

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ravenous_raven

Hey, if you didn't want to be distracted, don't come to the comm until after you're done! :D

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I was taking a break... And the exam actually wasn't all that difficult. Despite my distraction for a little while there. Which is good.

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icon_uk

I'm still recovering from these ones

I don't even NEED to make the obvious "And by my hammer I totally means my..." comment do I?

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Good thing they'e not in Nightwing/Robin costumes or you would be lost in a dream from which there is no waking.

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icon_uk

Evans in a Nightwing costume? Yummy!

Hemsworth is a little on the beefy side to pull off the Nightwing/Robin look, but since he was in "Home and Away" there are plenty of shots of him in swimwear out there, and I'm prepared to make allowances in his case. :)

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Hmm, now I'm imagining Scarlet Johannson as Poison Ivy and Amy Faris as Harley Quinn. Wonderful.

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icon_uk

Have fun, we are an equal-opportuity-ogling community after all.

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damianwayne

Do you by chance mean Anna Faris? If so, that's kind of bril.

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Ah, yes.

She's adorable, underrated and could pull off Harley's maniac energy.

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magus_69

In the words of a great hero: I'll be in my bunk.

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joasakura

I think we can just say "and by my hammer, I mean my..." and everyone will know XD

(sweet zombie jesus, rowr)

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drexer

You know, this is not that well made, but upon seeing your comment and the images this was exactly what came unto my mind:

Huh... I could've sworn I was straight half an hour ago.

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joasakura

gahahahaha <3

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icon_uk

Once you've gone round the bend, who wants to be straight again? :)

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leikomgwtfbbq

Would you like your internet to be gold-plated? X3

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jelly_ace

Hemsworth looks hotter here as compared to his Thor look.

And that cover! *melted*

Looks like Imma be watching Thor.

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Well, I hate the buzz cut, but I guess it would be kind of appropriate for Steve Rogers. Those smirky expressions are totally Johnny Storm and not at all Steve Rogers.

And I hate stupid long sleeves...

Otherwise... Hot!

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icon_uk

Oh I'm admiring these purely on the actual, shallow, "Two incredibly hot guys" level, I don't really care if they're playing Thor and Steve, or Spongebob and Squidward!

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I apologize for being nitpicky, it's my obsessive compulsion. But I share the shallowness, it's just that mine increases in direct inverse proportion to the amount of clothing involved. I think we've had the "clothes make the man" discussion before... :D

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kamino_neko

"Two incredibly hot guys" level, I don't really care if they're playing ... Spongebob and Squidward!

You are an evil man, Icon. An evil, evil man.

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Yes, Evans should work on getting Steve's humble expression right.

But I'm willing to give him a shot.

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Definitely will get a shot on opening day, both of them. More of a fan of Peter, Tony, Sue, Reed, the rest of the FF, and the X-People, but I have high hopes from what I've seen so far. I'm pretty sure they will be great (or even better). I only wish I could say the same for DC live action pictures.

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brandiweed.livejournal.com

@retro: FWIW, that cover looks like it's totally OOC. Hopefully Evans pulls off the right expression(s) in-film.

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Yeah, I bet those are really just "Chris Evans" expressions. I'm sure he'll be great as Steve, but he's just so perfect (typecast, even?) for Johnny. :)

Now I want to see a Captain America/Fantastic Four movie starring beefy Chris Evans and regular Chris Evans. XD ~~And that nice hair for both!~~

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valtyr

Oh man, those are cute. Unconvinced by Evans' beard, though.

Smaller props budget on this shoot:

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icon_uk

Unconvinced by Evans' beard

That's not a terribly nice thing to call Hayley Atwell! ;)

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valtyr

Oh, I assure you I would let Hayley Atwell convince me of anything. Woof.

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icon_uk

Great! You keep her talking, I'll be back here waiting for Mr Evans with a bottle of chloroform and a sack! :)

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bruinsfan

Remember, Evans has a hot brother who's into guys and seems to like playing the field if past interviews are anything to go by!

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icon_uk

Wow! :) Right, I need TWO bottles of chloroform and a bigger sack! :)

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kenn_el

Hemsworth is swoonworthy! Not so much Evans, but that's probably a bias against men who color their hair.

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valtyr

Have you seen Thor yet? Holy crap. I would climb that man like a tree.

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kenn_el

Totally! That's Chris Hemsworth!

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I saw Hemsworth as his C2E2 panel and when he entered the room, a sigh came out of every female (and not a few male) throat.

Plus the dude is huge. He's a mac truck with arms and legs. At that moment I was like, "Dude, that's the Odinson."

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whitesycamore

I liked him in the trailer, but these stills just don't do him justice. I think it's the clothes! They look like they're modelling for a non-threatening-suburban-dad-clothes catalogue.

I bet Tom Hardy will be hotter in the Dark Knight Rises. A hot Bane. A Bane who's hotter than Batman, even. That'll be just... weird.

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schala_kid

You know he so tapped his hammer into Cap's shield.

Repeatedly...

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selke

I just actually started to salivate.

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feyandstrange

Ooh, I love this community so much. The pics were good enough, but the dirty, dirty thoughts in the comments have taken me to my happy bunk.

Although those khakis are all wrong. The cut is too modern. He'll just have to take them off. Right now...

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baxter2814

*insert Ferris Bueller "Ohhhh Yeeeaaahh" here*

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The silkscreening of the tee looks too modern too. He'll just have to strip completely, I suppose. Pity. ;P

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feyandstrange

What really looks too modern is that the tee is one of those thin ones; our ancestors made 'em thicker. I think he should prove the serum works by tearing that flimsy modern tee off...

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That too. Haha. Although, erm...

*spoiler*

Apparently, it looks like these are from the filming for the tail end scene, after Steve gets out of the ice, that will segue into the Avengers film. Or so people are saying. Which would explain the modern clothing very thoroughly.

*end spoiler*

Which isn't to say he shouldn't strip anyways! Because he totally should! *whistles*

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feyandstrange

And, ironically, explains the belt-hitching move a bit; that waistline is nowhere near where a 1940s bloke would wear it.

And it's not so bad, because if that's modern clothing then he has to have changed into it at some point, which means he took something else off, right?

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OMG you're right. He'd be like "why is the waist on these trousers so low?!? T_T". ;P And as to the second... that is a very nice thought. That scene should definitely be included in the movie.

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blackruzsa

Pants.
sgdfhjidsugosdyuiy

Yes.

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valtyr

These aren't from Avengers - this is from Evans and Jackson filming for Captain America.

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icon_uk

Apparently the same thing, according to the link. It seems they were shooting scenes for use in both (Some sort of bridging scene perhaps)

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valtyr

Well, Joss Whedon said they started shooting Avengers on the 25th, and these photos have been up on

cap_ironman since the 24th? There's also a video clip of the shooting, and the Cap director is in it.

If you go here and search on 'Chris Evans' you can see them, and quite a few more, and they're dated 24th April.

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icon_uk

Yeah, but isn't the implication that they were filmed as part of Captain America's shooting block, but are to be used in The Avengers?

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valtyr

They've said the framing story for the Cap movie will be modern, so I suspect it's that scene they're shooting. I would be very surprised if Whedon declared they were starting shooting after they'd already shot some scenes for it, and doubly surprised if they shot scenes for his movie and he wasn't all up in it.

In the clip we see him shaking Fury's hand, so it's very likely his first meeting with Fury, and Fury's Cap cameo.

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The story I had said it was filming both the closing/credit scene of Cap and the opening of Avengers.

I'm assuming it's Steve's "I just woke up and I'm freaking out because it's the future". Because he's bolting through NY in SHIELD togs.

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valtyr

Chris Evans has already said he comes to the future in the Cap movie; I'd be surprised if Avengers opened with the same scene, and Whedon wasn't involved. I can't see him not being invested in the opening scene of his movie. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

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I think the end of the Cap movie is him freezing with the credits scene of him being found by Fury/Avengers.

I think they were filming his first scenes of the Avengers and not the general opening scene of that movie.

I would think that Cap wouldn't appear until the start of the second act of the Avengers movie.

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valtyr

The production designer thinks differently: 90% of the film takes place during the period 1939-1945, but the beginning and end of the feature film takes place today (massive spoilers in that link)

I have no idea why you'd think the director of Captain America would shoot scenes from the second act of Avengers.

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This is link is better.

http://io9.com/#!5795165/are-these-spoilery-shots-from-captain-americas-final-scene

http://themovieblog.com/2011/04/captain-america-last-minute-shooting

Video too. These look like the final scene from Captain America. And it's not connected to the Avengers movie.

Oh, new Thor clip. New post time!

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valtyr

Honestly if you found it so easy to find links that back my point I wonder why you didn't do that before arguing with me.

Is Thor still not out there? I saw it Monday.

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Arguing? I thought we just shooting the shit.

Naw, it comes out on May 6 in the States. Does it rock? Does 3D actually do anything for it?

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valtyr

I can't see 3D, but in my assessment the movie rocked. A lot of fun, plenty of humour which didn't detract from the more serious parts. Great performances. If I were to quibble, Volstagg wasn't all he should be and the plot got a little lost near the end. Effects very good, some nice shared-world touches that don't derail the plot. Hemsworth is great for the role; it's definitely a younger Thor than we currently see in comics.

It's also different from most superhero movies; they've made no attempt to cram it into the usual origin story by numbers. Much the better for it.

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Yeah, I'll skip 3D too. It rarely adds to the picture and justifies the extra $2-3.

Your review adds to my excitement. My crew and I will be seeing a midnight premiere next week.

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Love that hair, wish he kept it like that all the time. ~~Seventies and eighties are gone, retro, start living in the now!~~

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sunspot

Arrrrrrrrrrrrms.

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baxter2814

Now, that was the first thought that came to mind ;)

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sunspot

I'm not sure it's a thought. That might just be the noise I make when my brain shuts down.

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jazzypom

It's KYOOTE!

Chris Evans isn't so bad, either. :D

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baxter2814

I'm very sorry, but your icon is a crushing disappointment. Why bother include his head in the frame when you could have included his ass instead?

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schala_kid

You're right but dat back! Unf, I've seen a lot of Steve pictures showing his back and it's sexy.

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autumn_lily

::has drifted off in a wonderful land full of filthy filthy smutty images::

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icon_uk

Send up a postcard!

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autumn_lily

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*incoherent happy sounds* Such lovely pictures...

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selke

Oh my dear god, that had me adjusting my pants.

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