Superman Granted Citizenship Of Every Nation Of The United Nations

[superfangirl1]

Limited Collector's Edition presents Superman, issue C-31, November 1974.

Comments

[damianwayne]

Don't you see? This isn't the before, this is the Lex-humbling superdickery that came immediately after.

"What now, Superfool? I've pioneered the airwaves on every broadcasting channel to make sure you witness the genius of Lex Luthor's 40 cake caper!"

"Hey, someone turn up that TV? even with super-hearing, I can't hear it over the noise I'm making baking this 40 ton cake."

"....Fuck it. I'm done. You can keep Lois, I'm halfway done making a sexbot with her face anyhow. Big stupid, alien, jock jerk. Ass. ...Why can't you see that I do it all because I love you...?"

"What was that last bit?"

"I SAID ROT IN HELL, KRYPTONIAN!"

[sianmink]

this is my canon now.

[auggie18]

Little did they know back then that Luthor would one day bear Superman a fine, strapping young son, who would go on to have vaguely homoerotic adventures with a boy scientist of his own....

[jlroberson]

"I will kill him. I will break his oven. And I will track down EVERY hick praying to their VERY OWN PIECE and torture them till they let me EAT IT IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES AND THEN THROW IT UP."