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I started researching on this subject and I discovered something interesting, my dear comrades.

It was all a conspiracy orchestrated by the Baroness Paula Von Gunther. Here is a message that she left at the Headquarters of DC Comics.



Dummkopfs! I have triumphed thanks to mein Nazi Magic Science und now I am the true owner of all intellectual propierties of the Warner Brothers Company, including the accursed DC Comics. Once in my criminal career I had the brilliant idea of monopolizing all the Milk in the United States of America in order for all the accursed Amerikaners to have weak bones while we Nazis would be able to conquer the world. It was thanks to this plan that I began to use mein Nazi Magic Science to start buying all the properties of the Warner Brothers Company since 1986 und now I am finally the Supreme Over-Lady of all the DC Universe. Wunderbar! Once I was on charge I decided to decrease the credibility of all the DC Heroes by starting a chain of senseless Reboots. It was I who made Thomas Wayne into a Native American. It was I who made Straczynski start writing that weird story of the Kryptonian Übermensch walking instead of friggin' flying. You thought "Blackest Night" and "Brightest Day" were weird stories? Dummkopfs! Just wait till you read "Crimson Afternoon" and you will truly see Fear Itself. All of those crimes und more were orchestrated by me but mein greatest triumph would be to screw up the continuity of Wonder Woman as well as her costumes. The nightmare has just begun. See you on September. Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!

Curse you, Sexy Nazi Woman!!!!!!!!

And now a scan for legality, mine dear comrades.



I want to thank the user "MoselleGreen" from the second Scans-Daily for providing this excellent picture that has been part of this merry jest, my friends.