The Ideal DC Reboot

[baxter2814]

There's been a lot of kerfuffle and people complaining about all the changes DC is going to be making come the Flashpoint reboot, but if they want to please everyone possible, perhaps they should go for something more like this:

http://bullyscomics.blogspot.com/2011/06/new-dc-theres-no-stopping-us-now.html

For legality, two pages from JLA/Avengers #3 for absolutely no fucking reason other than I think this is the only image that measures up to this link's sheer coolness.

Comments

[arilou_skiff]

There are titles there I might read...

[silverzeo]

How badass if that's what Ness and his friends see when they fight Giygas in Earthbound...

[nemryn]

I... feel...
h...a...p...p...y...

[majingojira]

Let's face it: Batgirls is the only way that everyone would be happy.

[icon_uk]

I want 12, 16, 18, 24, 40, 43 and 51 NOW DAMMIT!!!

[midnightvoyager]

*long pause*

...I... planetary goatse?

[darkknightjrk]

Well, the planets are being pulled together, not stretching out but...goddamnit thank you so much for that mental image, dude.

[cypherfdp]

Damn you.

Damn you.

[equinox216]

LONG pause? It's not even subtle. It's just all 'RAAAAAAAAH' right there.

[grazzt]

"I Shall Call This One The Time That Aquaman Spoke As If He Were Brian Blessed and Got His Own Book #1" is the only way that an Aquaman series has any hope of lasting.

[arilou_skiff]

If newAquaman is like BB&B Aquaman I will read it.

[eyz]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

A slight improvement:

[salad_barbarian]

23. Wonder Woman and Her Invisible Jet and Her Incredibly Supportive Boyfriend Steve Rogers #1

Re: A slight improvement:

[baxter2814]

Aw, but that title was the author's favor for a friend of hers/his!

Also, I actually want that invisible plane back as a recurring prop, but with, like, invisible guided missiles and shit.

[proteus_lives]

FUND IT.

[bruinsfan]

I was just nodding or grinning slightly at most of these, and then had to bust out laughing when I got to The Scooby Doo/Batman Mysteries #1 .

However, Wildcat Takes His Shirt Off and Punches People for 32 Pages #1 would get me to start buying DC comics again if it were real.

[baxter2814]

SO much motto! :D That was pretty much the entry that made me say "Dude, I'm definitely going to post this." It would almost make the entire reboot worth it.