Therapy with Moon Knight

[blackruzsa]

I don't even know. If I had context, I swear I'd tell you.

Comments

[darkknightjrk]

Well, I believe the new guy writing Daken said that he'll meet Moon Knight, since they're both in LA now, so I guess there's that context.

I guess that brings up a good question--which is more insane: Marc or Daken?

[blackruzsa]

Oh I already knew they were meeting up.
But the therapy... hm...

[thokstar]

which is more insane: Marc or Daken?

Yes.

[rainspirit]

It's kind of hard to go into an insane-off with Moon Knight these days. :( Or most days since the Huston run.

[darkblade]

The only person less qualified as a therapist in the whole Marvel universe is the Sentry. Yes I was including Deadpool.

Least Qualified Therapist in Marvel

[blue_bolt]

I don't know Madcap's pretty crazy - I'm surprised that you think the Sentry's crazier than Deadpool. Deapool IS insanity.

While we're at it, does anyone have an opinion on who the least qualified therapist in DC/Vertigo would be - Delirium of the Endless perhaps?

Re: Least Qualified Therapist in Marvel

[darkblade]

I kind of see Deadpool and Madcap as having so many effective disorders that they collide and create a somewhat functional person that can't exist in normal society but can be pushed to the edges with only a few violent mishaps. Sentry can barely walk out the door of his home without being sent into a fit that can devestate a nation or flying to Mars crying.

I don't think there are qualified therapists in the DC Universe, if there were any they would have helped a young Bruce Wayne deal with his grief in a much healthier way and would not keep trying to rehabilitate the Joker. Not to mention the fact that every named therapist in the universe turns out to be crazy in their own right.

Re: Least Qualified Therapist in Marvel

[blackruzsa]

She is the concept that birthed therapy!

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[miramira]

Freud might argue in favor of Desire.

Re: Least Qualified Therapist in Marvel

[blackruzsa]

Point.

Re: Least Qualified Therapist in Marvel

[greenmask]

Hah!

Re: Least Qualified Therapist in Marvel

[thokstar]

does anyone have an opinion on who the least qualified therapist in DC/Vertigo would be

Harley Quinn.

There are others who would be bad (Cheshire, for example, since she is both insane and believes in using poison aversion theory: that is, if she wants you to stop doing something, she poisons you.)

Re: Least Qualified Therapist in Marvel

[whitesycamore]

To be fair, research has shown poison aversion therapy to be very effective in preventing problem behaviour.

[blackruzsa]

Deadpool's a great therapist!

[salinea]

I want fics with Deadpool as a therapist!!

Daken's face...

[big_daddy_d]

It looks as if Wolverine's face was drawn on him and it just looks...so wrong.

Re: Daken's face...

[blackruzsa]

It's the chin.
The chin.
Otherwise, he looks spiffy.

[crabby_lioness]

CRACK HEAVEN.

[blackruzsa]

This will take a while.

Re: Obsession with Vests

[darkblade]

Actually I'm voting F too.

Re: Obsession with Vests

[blue_bolt]

2 for "F" it is!

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[blackruzsa]

..... Stay on top.
"Who's gonna stay on top?"
xD You so were thinking that.
I vote D then A then F then E. In that order.

Obsession with Vests

[blue_bolt]

Daken: Because they look good on me Khonshu, everything looks good on me.
Moon: That's not my name.
Daken: Oh, I think it is.
Moon: Let's stay on topic: do you think you like vests because your father doesn't wear them that often?
Daken: Oh, Dad's an obsolete has been - he's worn everthing, well not me... would you like to wear me Marc?
Moon: ...No.
Daken: Really? You sound unsure of yourself.
Moon: I'm sure.
Daken: It doesn't seem that way to me.
Moon: Let's stay on top-
Daken: How about I get on top of you?

Well my fellow scanners - what happens next?
A) Daken gets on Moon Knight and sexy times commence
B) Moon Knight attacks Daken
C) Daken attacks Moon Knight
D) They attack each other
E) The session is ended?
F) We finally find out why Daken's obsessed with vests!

*I vote for "F".

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Sorry I had to edit the top of my post

Re: Obsession with Vests

[miramira]

Where's the "all of the above" option?

[thanekos]

Moon Knight eventually gets up, leaves the room, comes back dressed as and acting like the Wolverine in his head.

And then the fun begins.

[darkblade]

There is probably a Daken in there too now that they've met.

[blackruzsa]

...... Please tell me that's not a method of helping Daken through his Daddy issues.
Because we get enough snicktcest in the fic comms.

[aaron_bourque]

. . . I know the claws are supposed to be phallic, but is Daken really supposed to be jerking them off?

[blackruzsa]

That image now remains lodged in my brain. Thank you.
Desk, meet head.

[shanejayell]

*snerk*

That is just SO wrong....

[proteus_lives]

Ha! Great page.

[auggie18]

This would be the worst therapy session ever. "When you get mad, just breathe and count to ten. Then kill people. It's a great stress reliever."

"You like killing people? Oh my god, I like killing people! Awesome!"

[blackruzsa]

Hollywood probably won't help Daken's case.

[likeaminx]

This is amazing and I love everything about it

[thanekos]

You know, when the writer said this would be like an episode of In Treatment, I thought he was just being general..

[starwolf_oakley]

I wonder if Daken would get a referral from Moonstone.

[blackruzsa]

She was his original therapist, and really even she didn't want to go down that road.

[thanekos]

Moonstone, Faustus, third Green Goblin, and only Leonard Samson to the good.. and I thought geneticist doctorates broke bad the most in the MU.

[q99]

"Well, I'm sure this session will go well!"

[greenmask]

Daken, never lose your lolface!

[blackruzsa]

Forever this.

[sevarem]

I... WTF... I don't even...

Whatever it going on there, I APPROVE. Pretty art is pretty.

[blackruzsa]

I cannot wait to see interaction. Daken has a good (lolarious) history with interaction with other Marvel characters.

[daningram.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, that's kinda weird, lol

[rainspirit]

Reading a Moon Knight issue without Bendis dialogue contaminating everything? Awesome. Totally getting this.