Casstoons: RumourMill 2 - If Barbara's being cured, why not...

[espanolbot]

The Cynic's View!
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[goattoucher]

The armless Risk makes me smile.

[shadowpsykie]

he looks like Jeff Foxworthy! :D

[proteus_lives]

Now, you might be a Titan if...."

[arilou_skiff]

Reminds me of Armless Tiger-Man.

[featheredserpent]

Coming soon in a team-up with Arm-Fall-Off Boy!

[shadowpsykie]

oh Wendy:(

[shanejayell]

*lol*

Nice!

[jlbarnett]

last issue of Batgirl had a x-ray of Wendy showing no spinal damage

Also, what about the rumor they're deaging her, which would change it from a cure to it just never happened at all? Think you might do one on that?

[aaron_bourque]

. . .

last issue of Batgirl had a x-ray of Wendy showing no spinal damage

Stupid crazy women! It's all in her head!

[jlbarnett]

they did the same thing with John Stewart

[aaron_bourque]

Yeah, but that doesn't allow me to put pseudo-misogynist words in the mouths of those fine, fine folks at DC.

[star_of_airdrie]

Oh no, oh no, I cannot relive 'Form of... WATER!' - it was bad enough seeing it that again in the DVD's with my son and in the Super Pet books (which otherwise I highly, highly recommend!)

[jlbarnett]

Wendy and Marvin aren't the Wonder Twins.

[star_of_airdrie]

oh you're right! See how traumatized Zan and Jayna left me?!

[pyrotwilight]

Well, the exact reason for Wendy's paralysis was never known for certain. One could assume it was largely the trauma of the attack that did it and whatever actual physical damage early on she has since recovered from...

[whitesycamore]

Still a bit weird that they waited this long to do an MRI or whatever... You'd think that giving the patient a realistic prognosis would be high on the doctors' "to do" list.

[aaron_bourque]

Well, it'd never happen for Robotman and Cyborg because they where disabled as part of their origin story. Plus, what would they be called afterwards? Formerly Robot Now Fully Man? Not A Cyborg Anymore? Sheesh.

[jlbarnett]

During Titans they put him in a solid gold body so he was still obviously not human while still being human shaped.

[star_of_airdrie]

I think they called him Cyberion then

He could be NACA - that would put fear in the hearts of criminals

(for Not a Cyborg Anymore...)

[espanolbot]

He can look more human-shaped without looking like a tie-in toy to a saturday morning cartoon from the 80s or 90s.

[kurenai-tenka.livejournal.com]

I'm oddly saddened by Cyborg's face in the top right panel. :(

[karunya]

There's such a forlorn hope in his smile.

[superboyprime]

Cyborg actually was cured for a while, wasn't he? He had his mind transferred into a cloned body, and used a golden shapeshifting armor for powers?

[q99]

It's more like he was transferred into a golden shapeshifting tech thingy that could *look* like a 100% human body but really wasn't any less tech than normal.

[korvar]

Cyborg doesn't have nearly enough spikes to look like he's from the 90s.

[bariman]

He could use more pouches too. Maybe a giant gun, with spikes and pouches on it.

[mola_ram]

I could totally forgive the entire reboot if they used it as an excuse to ressurect Ted Kord, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Apparently I'm not allowed to have nice things...

[endis_ni]

I know exactly what you mean.