I have SUCH a raging clue right now... New Mutants #26

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The New Mutants summarise their new mission statement of "We clear up the shit other writers left behind/which the X-Men messed up" "Unfinished Business" as they search for Nate "X-Man" Grey... and Doug makes a discovery...






I should add that that IS Victoria Hand in the background and she is her usual charming self (One is almost nostalgic for Gyrich)

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[proteus_lives]

"I should add that that IS Victoria Hand in the background and she is her usual charming self (One is almost nostalgic for Gyrich)"

Oh goodness. If Hand wasn't a lesbian, I'd say Hand/Gyrich OTP. Their love would be so bureaucratic.

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Their love would be so bureaucratic.

Foreplay shall be entitled "Pre-meeting meeting"

Agenda's shall be issued and agreed beforehand, including any planned displays of spontaneity.

Schedules shall be maintained regardless of other factors, short of absence of prophylactics, lack of mutual agreement of agenda, or "I have a headache"

Any other business may only be raised during the designated AOB slot in the agenda.

Satisfaction shall be assessed by completion of form 414-A, the blue sheet shall be kept by the initial signatory, the yellow sheet shall be submitted to the partner for co-signing after discussion of points raised in Section 4 of aforementioned sheet. Use the green sheet only of more than two partners are involved.

Oh dear god, I've just invented Sheldon Cooper's checklist for coitus!

[proteus_lives]

"Shall we discuss the proposed plan for costumed sexual encounters?"

"Hmm, I thought we had tabled that until July 26, the designated romantic getaway?"

"Yes but the needed supplies must be requested in triplicate to the budgetary committee at least two weeks in advance."

"Let me check the committee bylaws...you are correct. Do we have enough left in today's session?"

"No, we only have 20 minutes before we must travel to the diplomatic dinner at my mother's house. Table it until tomorrow?"

"Agreed. Let's read back the minutes and depart."

"End with the standard kiss and hugging ceremony?"

"There are no objections from the host party."

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Yup, Sheldon and Amy.... or possibly a couple of Vogons...

[biod]

It was funny until I imagined the Vogons. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY MIND?

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Indoctrinated you for the inevitable Vogon colonisation? You'll thank me later... in theory.

[kamino_neko]

Oh dear god, I've just invented Sheldon Cooper's checklist for coitus!

I would like to ask you to marry me, for this. <_<

[fifthie]

The best part would be reading back the minutes of the previous meeting.

[lieut_kettch]

Oh goodness. If Hand wasn't a lesbian, I'd say Hand/Gyrich OTP. Their love would be so bureaucratic.

Hand/Hill mayhap? Or Hand/Brand?