Haha, you want more Chuck Austen?! I GIVE YOU MORE CHUCK AUSTEN! AH HAHAHAHAHA!
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scans_dailyYou like Jubilee?! LET'S CRUCIFY HER!
You like Nightcrawler?! LET'S MAKE HIM THE ANTICHRIST!
You like Chamber?! LET'S MAKE FUN OF HIS ATTRACTIVENESS TO WOMEN!
"No" you tell me. "I have found memories of the spunky yellow trenchcoat wearing Jubilee from the X-men cartoon! There's no way they'd kill her in a 25 cent comic off panel!"
*notices your eye starting to twitch* "Okay that's a poor start to this 'Holy War' arc, but surely they won't make this horribly insulting to Christians and somehow tie in a plotline where they take advantage of Kurt's religion and make him out to be some sort of Antichrist?!"
*Notices you banging your head against a wall* "Well" you say to me, speech slurred from loss of blood. "I'm sure this story won't have something as improbable or incredibly insulting such as contaminated communion wafers that make Catholics disappear."
"No wait!" I say to you "Put that gun down! This isn't worth..."
*Bang*
*clutches his wound* "He also...wrote...a manga.."
*thud*
You like Nightcrawler?! LET'S MAKE HIM THE ANTICHRIST!
You like Chamber?! LET'S MAKE FUN OF HIS ATTRACTIVENESS TO WOMEN!
"No" you tell me. "I have found memories of the spunky yellow trenchcoat wearing Jubilee from the X-men cartoon! There's no way they'd kill her in a 25 cent comic off panel!"
*notices your eye starting to twitch* "Okay that's a poor start to this 'Holy War' arc, but surely they won't make this horribly insulting to Christians and somehow tie in a plotline where they take advantage of Kurt's religion and make him out to be some sort of Antichrist?!"
*Notices you banging your head against a wall* "Well" you say to me, speech slurred from loss of blood. "I'm sure this story won't have something as improbable or incredibly insulting such as contaminated communion wafers that make Catholics disappear."
"No wait!" I say to you "Put that gun down! This isn't worth..."
*Bang*
*clutches his wound* "He also...wrote...a manga.."
*thud*
