darkblade: (Namor vs Freud)darkblade ([personal profile] darkblade) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily,
@ 2011-07-15 03:50 pm UTC
Entry tags:medium: advertisement
I've had this scanned for a few weeks just looking for time to post it but this comic strip/Mini-Wheats ad just leaves me perplexed and slightly disturbed.



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Either this is part of an ongoing series of ads that I was unaware of this fails at every level of logical story telling. Not to mention the only vaguely coherent explanation I got to explain that woman's expression is that she wants to sex up anthropomorphic cereal. Is rule 34 a valid advertising technique now?


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silverzeo: (pic#368449)


[personal profile] silverzeo
2011-07-15 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Not as creepy as the Burger King commercials...

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icon_uk: (Sonny Strait Nightwing)


[personal profile] icon_uk
2011-07-15 08:23 pm UTC (link)
With the exception of IT! nothing Stephen King has written EVER is as creepy as the "Apparently inspired by Superman:TAS Toyman" Burger King ads...

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shadowpsykie: Information (Oracle)


[personal profile] shadowpsykie
2011-07-15 08:32 pm UTC (link)
We all FLOAT down here!

*cringe* i gave MYSELF Tingles

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proteus_lives: (Ron Swanson)


[personal profile] proteus_lives
2011-07-17 01:38 am UTC (link)
Stay away from storm drains....

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thatnickguy: Oreo-lovin' Martian (pic#378054)


[personal profile] thatnickguy
2011-07-15 11:04 pm UTC (link)
The Burger King IS creepy, I'll give you that.

Superman: TAS Toyman, however, is a whole different level of creepy. He's like his own Prime Minister of Creepy.

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icon_uk: (Sonny Strait Nightwing)


[personal profile] icon_uk
2011-07-16 12:10 am UTC (link)
At least we get some sensation that we know WHY the Toyman does it, he's a creepy weirdo with an abused background and is MEANT to be disturbing.

Beelzebub only knows why the Burger King does it...

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[personal profile] sleepymax
2011-07-15 08:21 pm UTC (link)
That is pretty odd...

On a related note, I can never get past those cartoon characters who have hands and feet but no arms or legs.

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icon_uk: (Sonny Strait Nightwing)


[personal profile] icon_uk
2011-07-15 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Kinaesthetic telekinesis?

See also Gil Hamilton, Julian Keller and Bobby Carmichael

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greenmask: (lollerskates?)


[personal profile] greenmask
2011-07-15 09:24 pm UTC (link)
"Making morning more fun!"

By.. having sex with you?

??

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icon_uk: (Sonny Strait Nightwing)


[personal profile] icon_uk
2011-07-15 10:56 pm UTC (link)
She LIKES it rough-age?

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greenmask: (lollerskates?)


[personal profile] greenmask
2011-07-15 11:33 pm UTC (link)
X____X

*facepalm*

That is a perfect icon for such a terrible pun.

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icon_uk: (Sonny Strait Nightwing)


[personal profile] icon_uk
2011-07-15 11:38 pm UTC (link)
* bows *

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whitesycamore: (pic#913785)


[personal profile] whitesycamore
2011-07-16 05:09 pm UTC (link)
*hyperventilates*

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aaron_bourque: default (This is my face on blogs.)


[personal profile] aaron_bourque
2011-07-15 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Well, sex in the morning is pretty fun for most people.

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greenmask: (lollerskates?)


[personal profile] greenmask
2011-07-15 11:32 pm UTC (link)
With cereal???

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zenbro: Robin rescuing Batman (robin thighs)


[personal profile] zenbro
2011-07-16 02:41 pm UTC (link)
Some people are just cereal sex addicts. -_-

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zenbro: (aquaman yay!)


[personal profile] zenbro
2011-07-15 11:26 pm UTC (link)
It's a variation of "You had me at 'hello'." It's from Jerry Maguire but may have been used earlier than that. Basically it's an affectionate request for a pursuer to stop needlessly rationalizing a desire to form a relationship because the one being pursued welcomes the overture.

Which means she doesn't need encouragement to eat him. Or something. Uhhh.

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katzedecimal: Alibi's rat Piper smiling from his hammock. So cuuuuuuuute!!!!! (ratvatar)


[personal profile] katzedecimal
2011-07-16 12:13 am UTC (link)
A lonnnnng time ago on a BBS far far away, some persons who shall remain safely anonymous for their own sanity came up with ideas for "the Erotic Adventures of Mr. Mini-Wheat." .....We're considering suing Kelloggs for stealing our idea ^_~ (jk)

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zenbro: Robin rescuing Batman (robin thighs)


[personal profile] zenbro
2011-07-16 02:47 pm UTC (link)
Now I'm envisioning an erotic comic series based on the lives of cereal characters...Cap'n Crunch, Snap, Crackle & Pop. Tigers, leprechauns, toucans, bees, chocolate vampires. Now I'm both fascinated and squicked out. So many decisions...

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endis_ni: (tarot)


[personal profile] endis_ni
2011-07-16 03:20 pm UTC (link)
Depending on the age of the characters concerned, the phrase "Tijuana bible" springs to mind...

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darkblade: (Molly vs Bus)


[personal profile] darkblade
2011-07-16 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Take the sex out and replace it with grissly war and you get http://breakfastofthegods.com/

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zenbro: (aquaman yay!)


[personal profile] zenbro
2011-07-16 04:00 pm UTC (link)
I suspected the authoritarianism of Cap'n Crunch and malevolent scheming of Count Chocula would result in bad things.

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icon_uk: (Sonny Strait Nightwing)


[personal profile] icon_uk
2011-07-16 05:20 pm UTC (link)
That looks great but the dearth of cereals of that sort in the UK sort of leave me floundering.

Tony the Tiger, Snap Crackle and Pop, the Coco Pops monkey and Hunny Monster are about it for us.

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marco: (napple tale)


[personal profile] marco
2011-07-16 06:03 am UTC (link)
Maybe I watched too many pop-tart commercials or whatever those other ones are where people smile and talk creepily to the food, but her hello was less sexy and more, "come hop in with me. I promise not to eat you. ♥ ".

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icon_uk: (Sonny Strait Nightwing)


[personal profile] icon_uk
2011-07-16 12:56 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, this one always disturbs me a bit... I'm all for enjoying your food, but there ARE limits.

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kamino_neko: Kamino Neko's default icon... (Default)


[personal profile] kamino_neko
2011-07-16 07:26 pm UTC (link)
The truck...it's rocking. o.o

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marco: (napple tale)


[personal profile] marco
2011-07-17 02:28 am UTC (link)
...Wow. Well uh, as a foodie, I am now uncertain of whether or not I'm actually enjoying my food enough. But no. No. He just took it to a whole new level...

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zenbro: (nyankoburger)


[personal profile] zenbro
2011-07-16 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Reminds me of the tagline for the movie Black Widow..."She mates! She kills!"

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marco: (napple tale)


[personal profile] marco
2011-07-17 02:27 am UTC (link)
Hah! I like that.
(Ironic since last night, I was totally trying to figure out if Black Widows were indeed little vampires.)

...And now I feel paranoid and keep looking around.

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[personal profile] remial
2011-07-16 12:10 pm UTC (link)
maybe it is just me, but when my breakfast serial starts talking to me I can't help but think I need to look into getting on some anti-psychotics.

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icon_uk: (Sonny Strait Nightwing)


[personal profile] icon_uk
2011-07-16 12:57 pm UTC (link)
That's what the toast WANTS you to think....

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zenbro: Robin rescuing Batman (robin thighs)


[personal profile] zenbro
2011-07-16 02:39 pm UTC (link)
*gasp* You just reminded me that the Hello Kitty toaster is on my wish list...

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icon_uk: (Sonny Strait Nightwing)


[personal profile] icon_uk
2011-07-16 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Umm.... happy to have been of service I'm sure!

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proteus_lives: (Ron Swanson)


[personal profile] proteus_lives
2011-07-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
Then they fucked.

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