Not a hoax, not a dream -- a brand new Wally West story from DC!

[superboyprime]

DC's Retro-Active event moved into the 1980s this week. The Flash's old creative team of Bill Messner-Loebs (writer) and Greg Larocque (artist) bring us a brand new tale of the fastest man alive.



Meet Alexis Cooper, assistant night manager at Taco Whizz. She's the Flash's true love, don't you know?



Alexis knocks Cold unconscious and steals all his files on the Flash's rogues. Using the info, she sneaks into their hideouts and steals their tech, inluding the power of Dr. Alchemy's Philosopher's Stone.

Using the tech, she pulls a string of robberies to get the Flash's attention. Finally, the Flash confronts "Alchema, Chemistry Majorette."



The Rogues show up to get revenge on her.

Comments

[biod]

If you mostly replace "fuck" with "hug", you have a very valid point there.

[tsunamiwombat]

I don't think you necessarily need to replace it in some cases >_>

[biod]

Hence the "mostly".