Scans_Daily

So Spider-Man gets this new girlfriend, right, but she's like, super-awesome, and she's really pretty except she wears glasses 'cos she's geeky but she's still pretty, and she's a cop, but she's like a really cool science-y cop, right, so it's just like Spider-Man, and she likes rollerblading because I like rollerblading but she's kinda clumsy so people sometimes make fun of her but she ignores it and everyone likes her really, even Spider-Man's old girlfriend, and then one day everyone gets spider-powers, but she's the best with the spider-powers, and everyone's like "Wow, you're awesome with spider-powers!", and Spider-Man is like "Now I can finally be with someone like me", and they're all happy together, and she's called Carlie because my daughter's name is Carlie.