Caption these Avengers set pics!

[proteus_lives]

Greetings True Believers!

I'm in a whimsical mood due to some good fortune and I also saw these behind the cameras pics from the set of the Avengers movie and they made me laugh.

I'm going to add some captions and you do the same!

Enjoy!



BROTHER! THIS IS MY MAD FACE!



Why yes, the hammer is my penis.



I grant you permission to spritz the Son of Odin.



I don't even know about this one. I leave it up to you fine fellows and gals.



Hilarity! Right over there!



Clint...why I oughta...



I know he loves the bike Tony but you'll never be able to buy your way into his heart.



Thor enjoys this Midgard "sushi"



Woah, not so loud. The Odinson had a long night with the Warriors Three.



Hawkeye explains the modern "That's what she said" jokes to Cap.



Why does Thor always get to be first in line? It's not fair, one day I'll rule Asgard...grumble.



Snap, almost forgot the Legalese.
Loki leaked these to the press

Comments

[jjgalahad]

"TONY! TONY! SANTA BROUGHT ME A MOTORCYCLE!"

[rdfox]

In fairness, that is one sweet bike. Great lines, and a design that's a hell of a lot more practical than most custom rides, too. I'd be pretty excited if Tony gave it to me, too!

[lieut_kettch]

Is that a Wankel engine?

[rdfox]

Yep. A friend who owned an RX-7 turned me onto the Wankel years ago, and while I wouldn't use it for all applications, I still find viewing the animated schematic almost... hypnotic.