FF #9 preview

[sherkahn]

ComicBookResources has .. oh, why bother.
I lack the words.

DOOM!

'Nuff said!




Last issue, the villains turned on each other, some of them siding with the Reeds, and launch a sneak attack from behind against Victor Von Doom.

Folly.




Doom endures.

Comments

[tsunamiwombat]

Doom countinues to be weapons grade awesome.

Pwned.

[biod]

His foes however, do not.

[q99]

If Doom shows mercy, I don't think Diablo would be who he'd pick to show it to.

[proteus_lives]

DOOM!-Pwnage!

Seriously, don't fuck Doom. He's right, DOOM ENDURES.

[proteus_lives]

Also, could you use the right DOOM! tag?

[drmcninja]

Frankly, I am just shocked at how good this is getting. I didn't think it would be bad, but this is better than anything I thought it would be.

[thatnickguy]

Dear Mark Millar and Bendis,

THIS is how Doom is written.

Screw you both.

[shadowpsykie]

doom is such a stero typical megalomanical villain... but he's mother *&$^@! Doom and he just WORKS. in the words of Tim Gunn, Make it work Victor.

[halloweenjack]

Nice try at a Hail Mary pass, Thinky. *snerk*

[jlroberson]

So, much as I love the way Hickman is writing the Thinker--do you think Maddie needs to cut down on his meth intake a bit?

[jcbaggee]

"The world be damned...Doom endures."

Gonna be needing a shirt of that now, kthx.

[jlroberson]

"Say, Diablo..."
"Eh? oh, what do you want, Thinker?"
"I was just thinking but I'm always thinking that's why they CALL me the Thinker right? HAHAHAHA. At first I was thinking about hot dogs. Do you like hot dogs? I love hot dogs. Perfect aerodynamism in food. I--"
"No, I don't like hot dogs."
"Oh. OH. Well. Ha. Ha hah ah well, what that made me think because I'm the Thinker that's what I do I think I think ALL the time--"
"Get to the point before I kill you."
"Right right RIGHT right right. Well. So I think, 'hot.' Then Doom walks past and I try to talk to him about hot dogs, but he PRETENDS NOT TO BE INTERESTED and walks away he walks AWAY! Like I had hit on something UNCOMFORTABLE that he didn't want me to kn--"
"GET TO THE POINT OR I WILL END YOU."
"HOT. Doom doesn't like things that are HOT."
"What."
"It's his weakness. His weakness that he's hid from us ALL these years."
"Didn't he once press a red-hot mask to his face?"
"LIES! All lies. Did YOU see it happen? That's EXACTLY the kind of story I'd tell to throw people off! Ha! HA HA HA HA! How clever! DID I ever tell you, I like jelly? I--"
"SO WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING THEN?"
"Oh. Well. On this thing we're going on with Richards?"
"Yes?"
"Sneak up behind Doom with a flamethrower."
"What?"
"I'll make sure it's hot, don't worry."
"He's survived any weapon Richards has used against him, and you think burning him will work?"
"Have you ever tried it?"
"Well..."