The Last Page Of Fury Of Firestorm The Nuclear Men

[aaron_bourque]

Fury Of Firestorm The Nuclear Men #1 has two distinctions.

1. It has the longest title of the reboot.

2. The last page is arguably dumber than the last page of Batman: The Dark Knight.

One page under the cut.



Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque; also, Voodoo #1 was surprisingly good. It definitely did "sexy" better than either Catwoman #1 or Red Hood and the Outlaws #1 . . . not that that would be hard in the latter case.

Comments

[darkknightjrk]

...I don't get it, what's stupid about this? We kinda knew about Fury for a while.

[aaron_bourque]

Maybe it requires context.

No, it's still stupid. Fury is a dumb name (though not as dumb as One Face), his design is so EXTREEEEEME it hurts (do his lips need to be pulled back like that? Really? Although he could be improved with Kirby Dots), and his introductory line is painful.

Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque; sweetcheeks? Really?

[nemryn]

Everything's better with Kirby Krackle.

[leikomgwtfbbq]

My boyfriend just recently introduced me to Kirby Krackle. I love that band XD Especially the song about crisis crossover comics. RELEVANCE!

[espanolbot]

I love the cereal with that name too.

[valtyr]

Fury is a dumb name (though not as dumb as One Face),

HDU. Samuel L Jackson is going to come down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger.

[pyrotwilight]

Plus, you know, Wonderwoman's daughter.

[aaron_bourque]

That is a reference to mythology, it's acceptable. Just going by FURY is as bad as most of the names of the new heroes from the 90s. At least it's not misspelled.

Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque; FYOOREE!!

[pyrotwilight]

...I don't see how a name can really be bad (short of an inappropriate one or plain silly). Aren't all names equal in the end?

[aaron_bourque]

Fury IS silly, except when it's a reference to something that's not, like mythology.

[icon_uk]

What? Why? Fury is an emotion, it's no more a silly name than, say "Hope", or even something like "Doomsday", and is a good descriptor of this creatures mindset.

[aaron_bourque]

Those are silly, too.

[icon_uk]

Out of genuine curiosity, what is your opinion of names like;
Flash?
Superman?
Hawkman?
Cyclops? (Who has two eyes after all)
and even Firestorm?

[aaron_bourque]

Flash, yes. It makes sense, but it's still silly.

. . . actually, the same can be said for all of them, to varying degrees.

[sianmink]

He could also use some pants.

[aaron_bourque]

Maybe he also has retractable pants, like Wonder Woman, only retracted too far.

[icon_uk]

Well, depending on how far they retract that might explain the bad mood.

[aaron_bourque]

. . . Rereading with this in mind.