The Last Page Of Fury Of Firestorm The Nuclear Men

[aaron_bourque]

Fury Of Firestorm The Nuclear Men #1 has two distinctions.

1. It has the longest title of the reboot.

2. The last page is arguably dumber than the last page of Batman: The Dark Knight.

One page under the cut.



Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque; also, Voodoo #1 was surprisingly good. It definitely did "sexy" better than either Catwoman #1 or Red Hood and the Outlaws #1 . . . not that that would be hard in the latter case.

Comments

[darkknightjrk]

...I don't get it, what's stupid about this? We kinda knew about Fury for a while.

[fifthie]

I'd rather have read the Clevinger comic.

[shadowpsykie]

I actually kinda liked this issue.

also yeah...i really thought Voodoo was going tobe a surprise... mainly because yes it was going for sexy, but i also felt very meta. it felt... more... artful i guess. like it was sexy, but there was a point to it... if that at all makes sense (and i know it probably won't i;m fighting a cold here...)

[aaron_bourque]

Maybe it requires context.

No, it's still stupid. Fury is a dumb name (though not as dumb as One Face), his design is so EXTREEEEEME it hurts (do his lips need to be pulled back like that? Really? Although he could be improved with Kirby Dots), and his introductory line is painful.

Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque; sweetcheeks? Really?

[glimmung]

What place does Voodoo have in DCU now? I guess they will work the Daemonites into continuity now.

Its okay, Its OK, Firestorm...just lie back and think of Mom and the Flag......

[capt_satellite]

The needle will only hurt for a minute....there! Was that so bad?.....No, don't struggle...the restraints will only make it hurt worse.....there you go....a few issues and it will all be over....quiet there......just like going to sleep.....................................................................................................................................................................OK, take his vitals.........................Ok. Call it. Time of death, Sep. 28th, 2011 04:44 pm. Take him down to the morgue till the next reboot.................What? I don't know! Yes, I know it's crowded......fine! Put him between Atom Master and The Atomic Knigh. Or we can ship the whole dam lot of themt we can just mail them Bulk Media Rate to Limbo....you know, where all the old characters go.....the ones nobody cares for anymore........

[aaron_bourque]

This issue wasn't terrible, mostly just mediocre (although the racial tension feels a bit of a stretch. I actually liked the villains more than Jason, who comes off as a massive twerp), until the very last page, when I went WTF? I thought it was going to go in an interesting direction with the mysterious mercenary woman fused to Ronnie, and a mystery of who fused with Jason, but it didn't. It really didn't.

OK, we're clear, and.................

[capt_satellite]

.......NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

[icon_uk]

Have to disagree with you on this, aside from the villains being rather OTT in a sort of "Aren't we're ruthless bastards? All that we haven't done this issue is stomp on fluffy kittens. Mwahh-ha-ha-ha!" I enjoyed it.

Yes, Fury is clearly not the brightest proton in the nucleus, but with showing only one page taken out of context, I think you're missing out showing that that's sort of the point. He's the insanely dangerous combination of the two Firestorms (and given his personality, ) He's what they'll both want to avoid becoming, but until they know about their nature, he's going to be a threat within them.

[mullon]

I doubt it's going to last longer than an issue.

[nemryn]

Everything's better with Kirby Krackle.

[aaron_bourque]

Apparently she's either unrelated, or the reveal of the mysterious enemies that Grifter faced in his first issue.

[thanekos]

Yes, they will.

[darkblade]

DC said that all the launch titles are getting at least six issues.

[leikomgwtfbbq]

My boyfriend just recently introduced me to Kirby Krackle. I love that band XD Especially the song about crisis crossover comics. RELEVANCE!

[q99]

-also, Voodoo #1 was surprisingly good. It definitely did "sexy" better than either Catwoman #1 or Red Hood and the Outlaws #1 . . . not that that would be hard in the latter case.
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This doesn't shock me, the writer also handles the surprisingly-tasteful Witchblade.

[thanekos]

Well, at least they didn't turn into a Brimstone.

But they should totally fight one.

[valtyr]

Fury is a dumb name (though not as dumb as One Face),

HDU. Samuel L Jackson is going to come down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger.

[nezchan]

I'll be honest, I'm not that impressed. The story tended more toward the confusing than the intriguing, and the villains seemed to largely be evil-for-evil's-sake more than anything else. The boys' personal conflict seemed really awkward and some of it came out of nowhere for me.

All in all, the whole thing came off as haphazard and rushed. I doubt I'll be getting #2.

[book_of_daniel]

I'll try this out next month when it's 2 dollars online instead of 3...and that's only because I'm usually a big fan of Gail's.

[silverzeo]

Another character Hulks out?

[bluestar86]

This still isn't half as dumb as the last page of Batgirl.

[q99]

*Crosses fingers* C'mon, Demon Knights! Make it waaay past 6!

[abriel]

I hate how they have completely tossed the close friendship of Ronnie and Professor Stein.

I hate that they got rid of the "two minds, one body, one person as the driver, the other the brains" concept.

I hate how they deaged the characters.

I hate how stereotypical the villains were, to the extent that the only bad thing they didn't do was drown a litter of puppies.

I hated the stupid hulked-out...whatever that was.

In short, things better get fucking better.

[jlbarnett]

bets on which ones last ONLY six issues?