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It's little touches like this that make me glad I pick up a comic...



 

Date: 2011-10-26 07:58 pm (UTC)
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~Jean Grey and Scott walk into Logan's class, he stands by the board, lecturing on something~

"Hey there Jean, Douchebag."

"Really wish you wouldn't call me that in front of students."

"No problem dickbag, you want to see how the kids are doing?"

~Jean smiles and ignores Scott's attempts to construct a shank out of paperclips and pencil erasers and points to a young student in the front row~

"Tell me about the the battle of Bunker Hill!"

~The student grins~

"I know that Professor Logan had sex with three women at the same time while battle was fought!"

~Jean's smile deflates as quickly as a balloon in a needle factory (that analogy brought to you by Anal Co, you can't spell analogy without Anal!) she points to another student~

"Um....Tell me about the New Deal..."

~the student grins~

"That's what Professor Logan called his penis during the 30's! He said that the women he met called it a new and very big deal!"

"Logan, please tell me you haven't just told these students about the women you've slept with."

"Of course not!"

~Scott sighs out of relief and puts down his milk carton shiv~

"That's my 3:00 class, this class is all the women I've made love too. I'm thinking of starting another one for the women I've screwed and maybe a quick summer course for the guys I've done."

"The truly scary thing is that I did not see this coming."

Date: 2011-10-26 08:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shadowpsykie
okay i admit... i find some of your humor... well it doesn't always agree with me...

THAT SAID... i thought this was where it was going until the battle of bunker hill... (now having far different implications)

everynow and then you hit it out of the park for me

you comepletely turned me around at this point:

and maybe a quick summer course for the guys I've done.

you sir, have won an internet from me... enjoy.... (i would also love to sign up for that last summer class?:)

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