If there's an award out there for most epic stalking fail by a Gotham City cop in pre-Crisis DCU, this copper right here steals the entire trophy room. He also gets bonus points for having a pornstache and being motivated by his schoolboy crush WUV♥.

(Hmmm..."own personal brand of head-shrinking?" Oh hey thar Helena Bertinelli! I didn't recognise you under Helena Wayne's costume. ♥)

Oh Gary, Gary. Didn't you know? Being stalked isn't really a big turn-on for girls!
-Le Sigh- I wish I had enough icon space for my 'Harleen Quinzel does not approve' icon on LJ, so face-palming Harley will have to do. :(

(Hmmm..."own personal brand of head-shrinking?" Oh hey thar Helena Bertinelli! I didn't recognise you under Helena Wayne's costume. ♥)

Oh Gary, Gary. Didn't you know? Being stalked isn't really a big turn-on for girls!
-Le Sigh- I wish I had enough icon space for my 'Harleen Quinzel does not approve' icon on LJ, so face-palming Harley will have to do. :(

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Date: 2011-11-08 04:54 am (UTC)