|chocochuy (chocochuy) wrote in scans_daily,|
Lois Lane: SUPERMAN!
Lana Lang: (Thinking) Yes! Yes!! YES!!!
Gentleman Ghost: Actually, my benevolent super-friend, the reason I objected to your wedding was because you are not properly dressed for this event. By Jove, Superman, a true gentleman should always wear a tuxedo for their wedding. Off you go to dress yourself again, Superman. I will make sure the lass doesn't get away from the altar even though you might reconsider the idea of getting married, lad.
Superman: Come on, Gentleman Ghost! I will do anything to avoid getting married with Lois, at least until 1996! You want your face on the Moon? I will make it happen if you help me.
Gentleman Ghost: I don't have a face and I thought you learned never to do weird sculptures on the Moon after the incident with the Teenie Weenies, Superman.
Batman: (Thinking) Best joke ever!
Gentleman Ghost: Let me propose you a different deal, my super-desperate friend. How about you do that trick where you make diamonds out of charcoal? I might appreciate having some extra diamonds for this Christmas season to make company to the ones I have been stealing.
Superman: You got yourself a deal.
Hawkman: (Thinking) I knew it was a bad idea to come to this wedding.
Joe Kubert and Robert Kanigher: Nos gusta (We love it).