Jarate!! The Jar-based Karate!

[sir_razorback.insanejournal.com]

There are truly some *wierd* things around these Internets.  Today I bring you... Jarate!  

http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.html



Also included is a link to a video featuring the class 'Spy' from Team Fortress 2.  You don't have to be a fan of the game to find it amusing.  :p  Word of caution though, there's probably enough blood in it to qualify for a NSFW warning on it's own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9xUdmA_DDI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evgcats%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

Comments

[thanekos.insanejournal.com]

Saxton Hale is an anagram for hot anal sex.

[icon_uk.insanejournal.com]

I assumed this was some form of martial arts using Jar-Jar Binks as an offensive weapon...

[daningram.insanejournal.com]

Jar-Jar Binks is already an offensive weapon. Very offensive, in fact.

[greenmask.insanejournal.com]

That's some reeeel nice art on mr Hale there.

[foxhack.insanejournal.com]

In case nobody gets this:

[foxhack.insanejournal.com]

Also, yes, you CAN splash urine on your enemies. When you get hit, your screen turns yellowish and blurry. When you hit someone with it, he turns a pale yellow and starts dripping yellow drops for fifteen seconds. :x

[icon_uk.insanejournal.com]

I prefer to recall how that ad led to the origin of Flex Mentallo!

[sir_razorback.insanejournal.com]

Thanks Foxhack, hadn't thought to include the original. I remember trying to send away for this, but I couldn't talk my parents out of a stamp or some silly thing like that. I do recall the sea monkeys showing up, though. =p

[thanekos.insanejournal.com]

so, after this, he takes up boxing and ends up fighting Donkey Kong?

[nagaoka.insanejournal.com]

"Jarate is neither affiliated with, nor a substitute for, Karate."

[vignettelante.insanejournal.com]

" He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! but it is too late. You're dead. For he is the Spy—globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real). "