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scans_dailySo according to Bleeding Cool, 2013 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie producer Micheal Bay was talking about the new movie at 'Nickelodeon Upfronts' last week. Here's what he had to say:
"When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable."
"These turtles are from an alien race..."
"from an alien race..."
Look, I'm all for changing things up a little bit; I love the new comic, and there's definitely some changes between it an Turtle stories past. But they are Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles, not Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles!
Between the Transformers movies and now this, he's officially earned this:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
Also, to follow the rules, and this one feels appropriate for this news:
"When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we’re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable."
"These turtles are from an alien race..."
"from an alien race..."
Look, I'm all for changing things up a little bit; I love the new comic, and there's definitely some changes between it an Turtle stories past. But they are Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles, not Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles!
Between the Transformers movies and now this, he's officially earned this:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
Also, to follow the rules, and this one feels appropriate for this news:
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Date: 2012-03-20 12:47 am (UTC)Like, say, Alien Zombies! (Or should that be Zombie Aliens?)
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Date: 2012-03-20 12:52 am (UTC)They better still be raised in NYC sewers by Splinter
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Date: 2012-03-20 01:14 am (UTC)(Mutant Zombie Ninja Aliens! We're doooooooomed! D8)
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Date: 2012-03-20 01:18 am (UTC)Who else from your Nostalgia List is getting screwed over lately? D:
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Date: 2012-03-20 01:23 am (UTC)In lieu of flowers, we kindly ask you donate to the 'Keep Micheal Bay the fuck away from our childhood loves' Foundation.
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Date: 2012-03-20 01:42 am (UTC)...Okay, if he touches He-Man or She-Ra, there will be nowhere on God's green earth Bay could hide from me.
Say it with me now
Date: 2012-03-20 01:57 am (UTC)BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Date: 2012-03-20 02:03 am (UTC)Hey, maybe he just got the two francises mixed up?
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Date: 2012-03-20 02:11 am (UTC)Superman fighting a Giant Ice Cream Cone
Superman fighting a Giant Lizard
Superman fighting a Giant Pikachu
Superman fighting a Giant Zombie
Superman fighting a Giant Batman Robot
etc.
See? Instant awesome, just add giant.
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Date: 2012-03-20 02:14 am (UTC)It might be gloriously terrible.
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Date: 2012-03-20 02:34 am (UTC)My reaction..
Date: 2012-03-20 02:36 am (UTC)Please tell me that's real
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Date: 2012-03-20 05:13 am (UTC)Here, have this internet I have lying around.
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Date: 2012-03-20 05:19 am (UTC)I mean, yeah, Jon Peters was clearly one wacky guy and there was a lot that sounded completely nutty about Superman Lives, but like tauruschick12 says, Superman against a giant spider (mechanical or otherwise) actually sounds like a pretty cool thing for Superman to be doing. At the very least, it sounds a bit more exciting than the "Superman versus the giant radioactive continent/rock" we got out of Superman Returns.
Now, Superman versus the polar bear, that sounds pretty daft.