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So. Yes. Naked Justice. It's a super hero comic / gay porn. It is, well, interesting stuff. 5 pages out of 35 to stay legal. 

After getting powers from the ghost of the ancient Egyptian pharaoh King Cock-A-Tut (seriously) Felix Himmer (aka, Naked Justice) goes back to school where he discovers his powers during a bout of raunchy sex at the local university. Oh and it's 1958, because why not, right?


Then a Rogue-like moment of power discovery that is accompanied by one of the creepiest O-faces I have ever seen.

Suddenly he comes across this world's version of the Avengers fighting a bunch of aliens. They are all naked and have gigantic schlogns because, you know, Justice is Naked. He realizes he must fight the aliens. He shoots lightning out his cock and nipples, and I admit that both unnerves and intrigues me.

Notice if you can that the aliens have two penises. This is because they are aliens and desire to rape our menfolk doubly. Felix does a nice job beating the aliens single-cockedly and makes a video game pun even though Atari won't be in business for another 35 years. The team leader thanks NJ accordingly.


And there you have it. Naked Justice in a nutshell. The series is written by Patrick Fillion. His massive cocked people are always... interesting.

Date: 2012-04-05 03:12 am (UTC)
halloweenjack: (Default)
From: [personal profile] halloweenjack
What If... Jack Kirby and Tom of Finland were the same person?

Date: 2012-04-05 03:48 am (UTC)
brooms: (Default)
From: [personal profile] brooms
omg hairy guy is reminding me of a cartoon version of either tony start or wolverine

i saw penetration and automatically started reading from right to left like a manga, oop

Date: 2012-04-05 03:59 am (UTC)
shadowpsykie: (Miguel)
From: [personal profile] shadowpsykie
Ah Patrick Fillion... we need more of him on here :D

Date: 2012-04-05 04:11 am (UTC)
kutsuwamushi: (they see me rollin')
From: [personal profile] kutsuwamushi
The thing that strikes me as the weirdest about this comic is the contrast between "ethereal eyes" and that creepy stare-face at the end.

Date: 2012-04-05 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] darkknightjrk
Dude, Creepy Pharaoh is second only to Bueno Excellente in terms of disturbing stares in comics.

Date: 2012-04-06 07:20 am (UTC)
marco: (Noriko)
From: [personal profile] marco
I was entranced by the comic. And then i saw your icon and swooned. (We need more Haruka type characters in comics.)

Date: 2012-04-05 04:45 am (UTC)
auggie18: (Ack!)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
Ah, Patrick Fillion. I like your style. I'd like it more if your giant penises didn't scare the crap out of me. Because, for serious. Painful. Even without the electricity shooting out of them.

Date: 2012-04-05 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] darkknightjrk
Yeah, I think those slabs of meat would make even the most hardcore size queen quiver in terror.

Date: 2012-04-05 08:08 am (UTC)
krait: a sea snake (krait) swimming (Default)
From: [personal profile] krait
I can forgive him, though.

Because.

Heat-seeking pork sword. *dies* For a minute I couldn't tell if I was reading [community profile] scans_daily or [community profile] weepingcock!
Edited Date: 2012-04-05 08:09 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-04-05 11:38 am (UTC)
joasakura: (Default)
From: [personal profile] joasakura
I totally snorted orange juice up my nose at "Heat-seeking pork sword" - that has now totally replaced "cream filled cum cannon" and "purple headed warrior of love" as my favourite euphemism for cock. XD

Date: 2012-04-05 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] arilou_skiff
I've always liked (and I think it's WeepingCock's signature) "The velvet-sheathed steel that proclaimed him male."

Date: 2012-04-05 08:05 am (UTC)
janegray: (Default)
From: [personal profile] janegray
Agreed. Of course I can see the appeal of a large penis, but when it looks big enough to kill you by ripping you apart from the inside it stops being sexy and starts being horrifying.

Date: 2012-04-05 12:37 pm (UTC)
q99: (Default)
From: [personal profile] q99
Maybe people in that universe are more stretchy?

Date: 2012-04-05 04:54 pm (UTC)
aeka: (Catwoman [wtf]:)
From: [personal profile] aeka
Sadly, there are in fact people IRL who do take things *that* big up their butts during sex and end up with well...stretched out buttholes. :/

Nevertheless, I can't bothered to be shocked by it possibly due to my exposure to this. :/

Date: 2012-04-05 08:44 am (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Agreed. Plus there's the whole practicality of having something that size swinging around as you try to walk.

Date: 2012-04-05 02:34 pm (UTC)
whitesycamore: (Default)
From: [personal profile] whitesycamore
Sometimes I feel that gay men are somehow more on my sexual wavelength than my fellow straight women are.

This is not one of those times.

Date: 2012-04-05 03:52 pm (UTC)
dancesontrains: (Usagi wake up!!)
From: [personal profile] dancesontrains
IAWTC

Date: 2012-04-05 04:32 pm (UTC)
aeka: (Seiya Kou [porn]:)
From: [personal profile] aeka
Motto.

Date: 2012-04-05 03:26 pm (UTC)
baihu: (Default)
From: [personal profile] baihu
The artwork for the faces switches from Archie Comics to a little more modern western style. Weird.

Date: 2012-04-05 04:52 pm (UTC)
biod: Cute Galactus (Default)
From: [personal profile] biod
"Single cockedly" is a phrase that should be used more.

Date: 2012-04-07 10:50 am (UTC)
sir_mikael: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sir_mikael
Fun! :D
Jacob Mott's drawing style is so much better suited to this stuff than Patrick Fillion's own IMO.

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