|punishermax (punishermax) wrote in scans_daily,|
@ 2012-04-09 09:13 pm UTC
So Yotsuba, how's The Hunger Games book you're reading?
OH FUCK IT'S LIKE IN THE RING. THE CAMERAS DON'T PICK UP YOUR FACE. OH JESUS OH GOD, NOW A LITTLE KID'S GONNA CLIMB OUT OF MY TV AND KILL ME BY...I GUESS LOOKING AT ME. ALSO MY SON WILL BE AN AWFUL ACTOR AND I'LL END UP BEING THE REASON A TON OF SHITTY J HORROR REMAKES GET MADE.
GOD HELP ME.
Oh man, her dad got her a sweet ass camera, today owns fuck yeah.
YEAH IT'S A CAMERA. FUCK YEAH, GONNA BE TAKING PICTURES OF LIKE....CLOUDS AND SHIT. HELL YEAH, WE'RE GONNA FROLICK THE FUCK OUT OF TODAY.
Look bro, gonna have to ask you to stop teasing Yotsuba. It's funny and all, but like, as you'll see later, shit like that ain't cool.
Anyway she gets a camera. Wonderful adventures ensue set to this:
Fun Fact: this song fucking rules.
Sorry can't make a witty comment, too busy jamming out to this song.
Yotsuba: Photographer of the Stars
So Yotsuba goes on a scooter ride and sees a dog. She's scared of dogs, probably cause she read Cujo aka that one Stephen King book where the kid ISN'T magical in some way.
YEAH FUCK YOU DOG, WE GOT A FUCKING BEAR, WHAT YOU GOT, HUH, WHAT!?
WAY TO COME THROUGH IN THE CLUTCH ASSHOLE, THANKS
OH GOD, SHE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL, YOTSUBA HAS GONE MAD WITH ANGER
We may have won...BUT AT WHAT COST....
May god help us all...