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scans_dailyNewsarama has the preview for the Green Lanterns, as things go from bad to worse, respectively for all of them.
*edit* Oh come on, you know it's a dull preview. I had to spice it up.
This one caught my attention...
The *cough* not *cough* solicit.
GREEN LANTERN: COSMIC SEX TOYS #12
On sale AUGUST 22 • 32 pg, with centerfolds of your favorite male, female and alien too tight to be real painted on outfits for all walks of life and orientations.
FC, $2.99 US • RATED X
Retailers: This issue will ship with two rainbow covers for all forms of fans. The variant cover will also include green lantern wetnaps for cleaning afterwards. MUST HAVES!
• The COCK RING– the ultimate badge of honor of the Green Lantern, revealed!
• The GUARDIANS vs. LARFLEEZE! - You've seen Snow White vs. The Seven Dwarves. Now see what happens when you mix a tall, orange "furry" and 7 short, old, bald, small people with Smurf fetishes! Group fun!
• KYLE RAINER GOES TOO FAR! The horrors of alien sex bondage! Dick never told him it would be like THIS!
GIANT INVISIBLE GNADS!!!
No, that's not the solicit.... this is.
"GREEN LANTERN: NEW GUARDIANS #12
Written by TONY BEDARD
Art and cover by TYLER KIRKHAM and BATT
1:25 B&W Variant cover by TYLER KIRKHAM
On sale AUGUST 22 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. The variant cover will feature the standard edition cover in a wraparound format.
• The RING THIEF – unmasked!
• The NEW GUARDIANS vs. LARFLEEZE!
• The final judgment of INVICTUS!
*edit* Oh come on, you know it's a dull preview. I had to spice it up.
This one caught my attention...
The *cough* not *cough* solicit.
GREEN LANTERN: COSMIC SEX TOYS #12
On sale AUGUST 22 • 32 pg, with centerfolds of your favorite male, female and alien too tight to be real painted on outfits for all walks of life and orientations.
FC, $2.99 US • RATED X
Retailers: This issue will ship with two rainbow covers for all forms of fans. The variant cover will also include green lantern wetnaps for cleaning afterwards. MUST HAVES!
• The COCK RING– the ultimate badge of honor of the Green Lantern, revealed!
• The GUARDIANS vs. LARFLEEZE! - You've seen Snow White vs. The Seven Dwarves. Now see what happens when you mix a tall, orange "furry" and 7 short, old, bald, small people with Smurf fetishes! Group fun!
• KYLE RAINER GOES TOO FAR! The horrors of alien sex bondage! Dick never told him it would be like THIS!
GIANT INVISIBLE GNADS!!!
No, that's not the solicit.... this is.
"GREEN LANTERN: NEW GUARDIANS #12
Written by TONY BEDARD
Art and cover by TYLER KIRKHAM and BATT
1:25 B&W Variant cover by TYLER KIRKHAM
On sale AUGUST 22 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. The variant cover will feature the standard edition cover in a wraparound format.
• The RING THIEF – unmasked!
• The NEW GUARDIANS vs. LARFLEEZE!
• The final judgment of INVICTUS!
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Date: 2012-05-15 11:11 pm (UTC)Because it's one of the more common anatomy-fails. (along with the usual boobs do not work that way)
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Date: 2012-05-16 12:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-16 02:01 pm (UTC)Or, the sister game, "why are her nipples poking through her shirt/kevlar/a solid metal breastplate?"