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Whenever they stick Hank Pym in a group shot, he's always giant. Even when they're in a place where it would horribly uncomfortable, like in a normal sized house or while standing around a bunch of people half his size. It probably has something to do with his many, many inferiority complexes.
Or, like She-Hulk said, it could be about his dong.
Some of the Marvel dudes don't have such great track records with women. I've heard the phrase "Death Penis" associated with Matt Murdock, and it occurred to me that the term could be applied to a whole bunch of other guys.
The Hulk would probably work better than the Punisher, but I didn't think about that until right now. And Mister Sinister probably would've worked better than Apocalypse.
Anyway, all of these baddies have just been bumped up a place on Death's checklist.
Okay, more Jean/Wanda stuff. I know, I know.
This is sort of a reference to a panel from one of the early X-men comics, which I'm posting below.
I like to think the seeds for this totally imaginary romance which I created out of nothing were there from the beginning.
Anyway, hoped you enjoyed that.
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Date: 2012-07-13 03:10 am (UTC)Is there a reason Spidey's taking the blame for an alien invasion, or it just his inherent guilt complex?
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Date: 2012-07-13 12:58 pm (UTC)That's how I read it anyway.
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Date: 2012-07-13 03:11 am (UTC)And She-Hulk has been shown for years to prefer her Hulked-out form over her original one.
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Date: 2012-07-13 03:25 am (UTC)The joke was more about Hank's issues leading to him being big in situations where it isn't really useful/comfortable.
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Date: 2012-07-13 04:34 am (UTC)The fact that Daredevil sexed it up with other grieving men reminded me of this slash fic. Some Spideyxdarevil pairing.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4484864/1/R
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Date: 2012-07-13 05:44 am (UTC)Frigging painful, and awesome. And more solid proof that DD stands for Death Dong.
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Date: 2012-07-14 12:06 am (UTC)I just kept wibbling over them missing their respective loved ones. Of course, it wasn't devoid of "people find out" fun either :) It had a lot of good stuff, man.
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Date: 2012-07-13 05:42 am (UTC)My world is made of this and it is hilarious.
I'd ask why Bullseye's there, but then again, who needs a reason?
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Date: 2012-07-13 07:51 am (UTC)Bwahahaha! XD
So, that's what it was. Probably something contagious going around male superheroes in the Marvel U.
I love your Jean/Wanda stuff!!! :D
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Date: 2012-07-13 12:30 pm (UTC)LOL on the second & third one.
And oh my, that panel :D
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Date: 2012-07-14 02:17 am (UTC)Jeez, man.
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