Archie out of Context!

[espanolbot]

Melody no, don't fall into the stereotype about drummers!



Santa brings Betty a present that finally solves that irritating love triange deally,



At home with the GOP!



Archie: the paragon of sympathy!



Ahem.

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Somehow this doesn't surprise me,



Jughead, no!



http://archieoutofcontext.tumblr.com/

Comments

[randyripoff]

One of my favorite Tumblrs.

[shadowpsykie]

what's sabrina doing?

I pretty sure i know what archie is doing...

Jughead is doing what he always does, thogh usually in private :D

[skjam]

I don't think that's Sabrina. the musical note in her dialogue indicates it's Melody, the Pussycat's drummer.

[alexanderlucard]

Just about to write that. Plus the gus is obviously Alex Cabot III.

[auggie18]

Moose, no! Don't cheat on Dilton! You two have the only pure love in the Archie universe!


Well, outside of Cricket O'Dell's love of money.

Mod note

[greenmask]

Can you yank out that link/'haha rapist' reference before the first image? only just noticed it. Bit much.

Re: Mod note

[espanolbot]

Wasn't attempting to be funny, just has unfortunate tones I was pointing out. Removing it though, as you do have a point.

Re: Mod note

[greenmask]

Thanks.

[ensiform]

I feel like some of these were done on purpose.

[freezer]

I protest! That Santa one cannot be construed as anything other than "Santa gives Betty an Archie sex doll."

[superfangirl1]

I agree and would be vastly amount better then the original. lol

O.O

[philippos42]

It looks very much like it was drawn by Al Hartley--the guy who drew the "Christian" Spire Comics.

[eyz]

bwahahaha!
I'm laughing aloud, in the open space at work!
And I can't stop it! XD

[lieut_kettch]

Wait. What's the stereotype about drummers? All that comes to mind is Spinal Tap's revolving-door drummer roster due to streak of freak accidents.