Auggie's Collection of Random! Tim's Virtue, Jessica hates babies, and Wanda's Greatest Crime

[auggie18]

Oh, Hellstrom.




Oh, Patsy.





Oh man, that outfit. Wanda, forget everything else you've done recently. That outfit is the worst thing that you're responsible for.



Quick! NOBODY KISS ROGUE!



But seriously, who doesn't have a bad case of the Stephs?




Tam, you're adorable. And Tim, you have too many last names.



Gah, this couple. It's almost too much. Sad face.



As much as I love Mystique/Iceman, these two are so much fun together. Too bad neither relationship is ever gonna be explored much again.



A gay couple in a children's book? Man DC, who do you think you are, Archie?



Jessica's reaction just totally makes this for me.



For fans of Adventure Time. Pendleton's Ward's newest series, Bravest Warriors, will be premiering on the internet soon. This is a little preview from it. (It's more directly for adult-type people.)

And last, but not least, I promised icon_UK that my next post would be all Tim/Steph porn and that was a lie. However, it isn't my fault! Tim's superpower is virginity and it is fiercely protected by fellow members of the Bat-Clan!



See?


Whelp, hope you enjoyed that. Until next time.
 

Comments

[arilou_skiff]

Cass, you'd be very much more convincing if your grin didn't say "I'm just keeping the others off you so I can have you for myself!"

[q99]

The last page of Gates of Gotham *was* very hinting :)

[lieut_kettch]

Ooooh yeaaaaaah....

[salinea]

As much as I love Mystique/Iceman, these two are so much fun together. Too bad neither relationship is ever gonna be explored much again.
Still disappointed the new Brotherhood in UXF doesn't feature any Daken/Mystique/Sabretooth threesome.

[mullon]

Scarlet Witch is missing her left arm.

[kenn_el]

Actually, the Vision IS her left arm. She had it installed.

[q99]

The arm's not as bad as the waist and hips.

[darkblade]

I laughed at the "You can have Dick instead" in that last picture.

[kenn_el]

As a gay guy, I reject the notion that a Gorilla with a disembodied brain represents my demographic. I've often CLAIMED to love my partner's brain, but that's a step too far. And just no to bestiality.

[auggie18]

Yeah, they're not really a gay couple so much as a...


...a...


...I honestly have no idea how to define Mallah and the Brain's relationship. I mean, is the Brain gay? He's attracted to a gorilla. A male gorilla who is super smart, yeah, but it's still bestiality. Or what about Mallah? He's a male gorilla who is into human dudes. (Thus the Brain's quest to get a new human body.)

I guess I tended to think of them as a gay couple because of this article:

http://theculturalgutter.com/comics/the_pitiful_death_of_monsieur_mallah.html

This is also way more thinking than I wanted to do about their particular relationship. I included the scan because it was cute.

[kenn_el]

Oh. it IS cute!

[icon_uk]

I honestly have no idea how to define Mallah and the Brain's relationship.

Complicated

[silicondream]

Or what about Mallah? He's a male gorilla who is into human dudes. (Thus the Brain's quest to get a new human body.)

Well, they first admitted their love when the Brain got a robot body that was only vaguely humanoid, so I don't think Mallah's particularly into the human shape. I would say that they both love each other for their minds and don't really care whether their bodies are human/animal/robot/whatever; but the Brain wants some kind of body so he can interact with Mallah physically.

Anyway, they're closer to being the same species than Abby and Swamp Thing.

[donnblake]

Is it bestiality? The defining characteristic of bestiality has always seemed to me to be attraction to a beast- IE something with an animal level of intellect, rather than a human level. There's not really a recognized term for attraction to a different species of an approximate equal intellectual level but a different species because in the real world, it hasn't really come up. To whatever degree the Brain's attraction to Monsieur Mallah is physical (haven't read the series, couldn't say) I'd call it closer to being a furry than beastiality.

[ghosty732]

I'd have to agree. I'd term it more of an inter-species relationship before calling it bestiality. No different than humans loving aliens in comics.

[kenn_el]

My only experience is with guy parts, so that's all I can speak to, BUT I would be seriously worried if said parts started to respond to other species.

[skemono]

You know, after the issue of Doom Patrol where Mallah and Brain kiss, an angry reader wrote a letter complaining about the portrayal of homosexuality in the comic.

Really.

[kenn_el]

This portrayal in particular (because I'm inclined to agree), or homosexuality in general (because I'd hate to think this was their first exposure)?

[skemono]

In general, alas:

I hope I don't offend any of you guys at DP, or any of the other readers, as much as I was offended by DOOM PATROL #34. It may be becoming more accepted in America, and maybe I'm reading too much into this, but I don't feel that homosexuality has any place in comics. What, you say? The scene in which the Brain and Mallah express their "true feelings" for one another was not only ridiculous, but it also was morally wrong. I have always been under the impression that both Mallah and the Brain were male. I don't know if anyone else was bothered by this, but I certainly was. If one of the people on your staff is homosexual, that's their business, and that's not going to stop me from buying the book (although it did stop me from buying NEW GUARDIANS). But don't try to sneak your beliefs into this mag (if that is what you did). If I am wrong, and it was only meant as humor, then I apologize for my comments. But, if I am right, please refrain from this in the future.

The editor's reply:

It surely was meant as humor, "Hurricane," but I have to take exception with several of your statements. Why does homosexuality have no place in comics? Who are you to decide that it's "morally wrong"? Homosexuality is not a "belief," it's a fact of life that can be dealt with like anything else.

And for the record, homosexuality occurs between two members of the same species. Bestiality occurs between a human and an animal. We're talking about love between an animal and a brain in a robot body! Lighten up, for god's sake!

[leoboiko]

Healing factor × shapeshifting? My BDSM sense is tingling…

[silverhammerman]

Wanda and Vision's costumes there are both truly awful, reminds me how much I think Vision desperately needs a new costume, even his classic one is pretty ugly.
What's that Peter and MJ scan from?
Looking forward to Bravest Warriors, that page makes me smile everytime I see it.
And Brain and Mallah are awesome. A brain in a jar AND a talking French gorilla? They're like everything awesome about comics in one bizarre couple.

[cainofdreaming]

So, they want to keep Tim in mint condition? I can appreciate the sentiment, but shouldn't they get a second copy for regular use? And maybe third one for visitors.

[moetushie]

But who'd want Tim if you could have Dick instead?

[icon_uk]

Dick?

[moetushie]

Well, I try not to ship them...

[icon_uk]

I don't actually ship any of the Batguys, but Dick is just so... shippable! :)

[moetushie]

That is definitely true! He's the little black dress of the Batfam.

[icon_uk]

And if that image isn't a prompt for fanart, the Internet will have failed me!

[ablackraptor]

...Well, I'd say since Dick's a little too old for er, Steph might, but, Steph did have that thing for Officer Gage, so...

[glprime]

That's not Wanda! That's a freaking skellington!* Wanda has curves!

*Yes, a joke from Hot Fuzz; try not to faint ;)

[big_daddy_d]

I miss Tammy.

[ablackraptor]

Firstly, where's that first Peter/MJ scan from? Doesn't look familiar.

Secondly, the fanart at the end is just multiple forms of awesome. Just everything about that image is adorably fun.

[auggie18]

I'm pretty sure it's from Spider-Man: Reign, but I'm not one hundred percent on that. I found it on tumblr.

[darkblade]

Spider-Man: Reign.