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Because we need funny.

Sorry Hal, your antics generally people to have this reaction, whether you want them too or not.



...Ask a stupid question.



Ah, the explanation for Bruce's laughter is surprisingly obvious.



Stop being creepy guys!



Black Canary: As clumsy in the Superdictionary as she was in the series she shared with Ollie!



Dammit Ollie, what did you do now?



Heheheh, somehow, knowing this comes from the kind of grim Mike Grell run makes this all the funnier.



...The guy turned a woman into a sentient dress pattern, I think this calls for more than just giving him pastry Steve...



Holy crap, Hulk just flat out murdered those guys!



Thor vs. the Space Hillybillies... you know, like regular hillbillies, but from space!



Can't decide whether this is more or less horrifying than the above sweatshop one...



This raises so many questions...



Huh, it occurs to me that supervillain crime rates must be skyrocketing now that Hostess has gone bust...

Date: 2012-12-18 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] nightauditguy
Hostess goes out of business and the world goes nuts. Coincidence?

Date: 2012-12-18 10:00 pm (UTC)
freezer: (Broke My brain)
From: [personal profile] freezer
Since when does transforming someone against their will into a dress pattern count as a "small crime?"

And I do like how the other lady sneaks up on Taylor with a fruit pie, rather than something ot brain him with.

Date: 2012-12-18 11:25 pm (UTC)
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
From: [personal profile] skjam
Mr. Taylor is a "job creator" and thus should be exempted from laws preventing the mistreatment/horrific transformation of his employees.

Date: 2012-12-19 10:46 am (UTC)
cainofdreaming: cain's mark (pic#364829)
From: [personal profile] cainofdreaming
Captain America is clearly a commie loving unionist, keeping the free American entrepreneurs down like that. Bad Cappy, no Twinkie.

Date: 2012-12-19 12:56 pm (UTC)
leoboiko: (Default)
From: [personal profile] leoboiko
It’s Taylor the Tailor! Got it? Taylor! I understood that reference!

Date: 2012-12-19 01:27 am (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
Technically speaking, I'm pretty sure that there isn't any law against turning somebody into a dress.

Date: 2012-12-19 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] silicondream
It would almost certainly count as battery in a US jurisdiction; that crime also covers nonconsensual medical operations, intentionally infecting someone with a disease, and pretty much any sort of messing with their body without their permission. It'd probably also count as false imprisonment, assuming living dress patterns can't move.

Date: 2012-12-19 10:09 pm (UTC)
glprime: (Default)
From: [personal profile] glprime
I'd love a back-up feature written by those lovely bloggers (and professional lawyers) where cliched villains try and maniacally laugh there way out of serious repercussions (jail time, forced removal of powers, execution) only for the judicial system to sternly tell them no, they're getting the book thrown at them.

Course, as Dan Slott's She-Hulk run showed us, an effectual comic book legal system would also open up all kinds of legitimate civil suits and counter-suits.
Edited Date: 2012-12-19 10:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-12-19 03:29 pm (UTC)
captainbellman: It Was A Boojum... (Default)
From: [personal profile] captainbellman
Well, it's a very poor dress pattern unless you're in the market for an outfit with matching gloves, socks, and an authentic "Screaming In Horror" full-face balaclava.

Date: 2012-12-18 10:01 pm (UTC)
randyripoff: (Barry Ween)
From: [personal profile] randyripoff
Mummy...ray...gun?

And I'm reminded once again that I miss Sif's white costume.

Date: 2012-12-18 10:04 pm (UTC)
q99: (Default)
From: [personal profile] q99
To note the classic criticism, if you have a special mummy ray gun, it'd better work on mummy's!

Date: 2012-12-18 10:20 pm (UTC)
randyripoff: (Blue Devil)
From: [personal profile] randyripoff
Must have gotten it from ACME...

Date: 2012-12-18 10:24 pm (UTC)
his_spiffynesss: (Default)
From: [personal profile] his_spiffynesss
Anti-Mummy Ray Gun is my new band name!

Date: 2012-12-18 10:34 pm (UTC)
fungo_squiggly: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fungo_squiggly
I think it's a ray gun for turning people INTO mummies.

Hence it's failure to work on someone who's a mummy already.

Date: 2012-12-18 10:58 pm (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Ah but it obviously does, provided the Mummy isn't dead.

Date: 2012-12-19 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] silicondream
So it only works on the mothers of small children and Bertie Wooster?

Date: 2012-12-19 06:38 am (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Bertie would be much more likely to refer to his "Mater" and "Pater" rather than Mummy and Daddy, though as his parents are deceased before the first Jeeves story, they don't really get mentioned (Aside from explaining that he has the middle name Wilberforce because it's a horse that his father won money on the day before Bertie was born)

Date: 2012-12-19 01:10 am (UTC)
nezchan: Crack needs it's own icon (TNT)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
It only works on anti-mummys.

Date: 2012-12-19 04:56 am (UTC)
lieut_kettch: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lieut_kettch
And obviously this one was an uncle-mummy.

Date: 2012-12-19 10:12 pm (UTC)
glprime: (Default)
From: [personal profile] glprime
*chorus of boos and thrown tomatoes*

Date: 2012-12-18 11:24 pm (UTC)
grazzt: (Default)
From: [personal profile] grazzt
The giant teaspoon is my favourite Superdictionary entry in a while now.

Date: 2012-12-18 11:55 pm (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
Have you seen the one of Hawkman eating a sandwich? It's pretty damn amazing.

Date: 2012-12-19 01:12 am (UTC)
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (Default)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
I'm pretty sure Barry and Ollie are both mooning Diana.

Date: 2012-12-19 07:47 pm (UTC)
superfangirl1: (Default)
From: [personal profile] superfangirl1
Lol. I was wondering what they did this time to piss off Diana. I can imagine them doing that now.

Date: 2012-12-19 02:02 am (UTC)
moetushie: The Daily Bugle sounds the alarm. (everything is terrible)
From: [personal profile] moetushie
As a creative but untalented person, I understand Ollie's reaction on a deep, meaningful level.

Date: 2012-12-19 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] silicondream
If you see Batman rolling on the floor while laughing uncontrollably, shouldn't you pout at him after ring-scanning for Joker venom?

Date: 2012-12-19 06:11 am (UTC)
pallas_athena: (Default)
From: [personal profile] pallas_athena
Cap: "Simon, you made the pants too long."

Through my SUPERPOWER OF MUSIC GEEK, I know what this refers to. Hark to the tale:

Around 1932, there was a mournful ballad called "Lord, You Made The Night Too Long" that became popular with the crooner set. Here's the earliest recording I could find (NSFW, pin-up girls in varying levels of undress).

The next year, a dude named Joe Lewis wrote a parody entitled "Sam, You Made The Pants Too Long". Both songs were hits.

The 1933 date means that Steve would know the song from before he became a super-soldier. The joke's of just the right vintage for him.

Date: 2012-12-19 02:56 pm (UTC)
auggie18: (Default)
From: [personal profile] auggie18
*claps*


That's some impressive background knowledge right there.

Date: 2012-12-19 10:13 pm (UTC)
glprime: (Default)
From: [personal profile] glprime
It's Pallas Athena. Do you expect any less? :)

Date: 2012-12-19 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cricharddavies
The Joker ad is a clear demonstration of why he went back to being a homicidal maniac; the universe is clearly weighted against him. He employs the same strategy in pursuit of his goal that the so-called heroes do -- distribute Hostess products as a distraction so as to win the day -- and yet when he does, they inexplicably fail. ("We also like catching you"? Does this mean that the Chairman doesn't like turning people into chairs? Does that make any sense at all? Of course not! His acts are not a demonstration of the universe's nonsensicality, they are a reaction to it. Why not slaughter everyone you can get your hands on?

Date: 2012-12-19 11:37 am (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
To quote Mr Nobody, leader of the Brotherhood of Dada in Morrison's Doom Patrol (Which I MUST see about posting some of)

"Look at us. Are we not final proof that there is no good, no evil, no truth, no reason? Are we not proof that the universe is a drooling idiot with no fashion sense?"

Date: 2012-12-19 12:47 pm (UTC)
leoboiko: (Default)
From: [personal profile] leoboiko
You know, I think trying to explain the multiple meanings of a polysemous word (tear, trip) all in the same example really isn’t that good of an idea, pedagogically speaking.

Date: 2012-12-19 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] jmacq1
I'm still agoggle over the space-hillbillies, whose incestuous powers are greater than even the might of Myew-Mew!

Date: 2012-12-19 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] nemryn
I'm kind of on the mummy's side here, actually. Those archaeologists did, y'know, violate the tomb and everything. Leaving them to suffocate is admittedly a bit extreme, but, uh, he was acting in self-defense against a pair of dangerous trespassers, maybe? Probably wouldn't work IRL, but it might be a good enough defense for comic-book law.

Also, that is one surprisingly articulate mummy.

Also also, I didn't know they were still making mummies 2000 years ago.

Date: 2012-12-19 06:59 pm (UTC)
cainofdreaming: cain's mark (pic#364829)
From: [personal profile] cainofdreaming
It went on at least until Cleopatra's reign ended. The practitioners had lost much of their skill by that time, though.

Date: 2012-12-19 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] arilou_skiff
Longer, there are roman-era officials that have been mummified. (some of the caskets are fairly interesting, with roman-style art on an egyptian-style casket)

Date: 2012-12-20 06:34 am (UTC)
jlroberson: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jlroberson
No, not the kind-of-grim Grell run: that shot of Ollie is from a Neal Adams scene so grim it's even set to a Hemingway quote.

And god, do I love Superdictionary posts.

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