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Lois is busy trying to prove that Superman is District Attorney David Prentice...



...while Lana already knows he's Clark Kent. She saw him change through her telescope, you see. Because Lana carried a telescope, of course. What television journalist worth her salt doesn't? But her broadcasting days will soon be over. One thing she does not want to do is tell the world Superman's secret. In fact, she begs Superman to use his super-hypnotism on her to wipe the knowledge from her memory. That's what lights certain... feelings in Superman.



Too bad for Lois, but Lana has won. Her wedding gift from Kal-El? A formula that gives her super-powers permanently! This way, she can't be harmed by his enemies. To add insult to injury (at least to the Lois fans who are buying her comic, after all), we're told the formula only works on blood-type A, and not Lois' blood-type O. Oh, and he also has to trash the shrine he keeps to Lois, obviously.



Where will they live? The Fortress of Solitude has the wrong NAME, and Clark's bachelor pad would blow his secret identity. So how about a floating estate with a garden of alien flowers?



However, all is not well, as a new gang in Metropolis has a huge supply of Kryptonite, which gives them the perfect defense to Superman. Lana, however, has gained all of his powers, but not his weakness to Green K, enabling him to save his bacon. So everyone's happy, right?

Oh, wait. This is the sixties.



Umm... Yeah.

Anyways, for a change of pace, Lana brings her super-husband to Africa to see her archeologist dad's newest finds. Except the artifacts seem to be made of Red K which, in this case, turn Superman into a rampaging villain.



I mean, who throws endangered species around like that? Only a rampaging villain, that's who. Super-Lana has to fight him for the requisite duration. He comes to just as he reaches Metropolis, but to his bewilderment, his wife is packing her bags. Be prepared for the worst, Clana shippers!



Another relationship destroyed because the woman made people sorry for the man. Don't be mightier than your man, ladies! Tough lessons!

(Presumably, Superman was dead by the end of the week from Kryptonite that Lana couldn't protect him from.)
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