When Alan Moore was crap
Jul. 30th, 2009 10:11 pmThe 90s has a rep as a bad time for mainstream comics, and rightfully so. It was some terrible black hole of awfulness, sucking even normally decent writers into its depths. It was almost as if anything produced in the 90s (yeah, yeah, there were a couple of exceptions) would automatically suck, simply because it was 90s, and if a comic was made in the 90s, it was going to be terrible. Because it was the 90s.
Even Alan Moore managed to be complete crap in the 90s (though he recovered towards the tail end of that decade). Some of his work during this period is really appallingly bad. As evidence, I present to you the two-lane pile-up in mini-series form that is Spawn: Blood Feud.

Even Alan Moore managed to be complete crap in the 90s (though he recovered towards the tail end of that decade). Some of his work during this period is really appallingly bad. As evidence, I present to you the two-lane pile-up in mini-series form that is Spawn: Blood Feud.

So, something is going around viciously slaughtering people in New York. Meanwhile, Spawn is having strange dreams.


Sadly, half of the series is sequences like the above: page after page of hilariously purple prose about how much Spawn's costume loves to hunt and kill. Gah. Actually, it's probably less than half, but it feels like that much, what with how tedious it is.
Spawn is feeling frustrated about how he has absolutely no idea what his costume really is.

Meanwhile, the police hire a specialist to deal with the murders. This guy's a Moore creation, a celebrity paranormal investigator, yet he somehow still manages to be utterly uninteresting as a character.


Some of what the warning flyers say, per a later page: "Advise citizens to stay indoors after sunset... warn that although folk talismans such as crucifixes or garlic may prove effective, they are not to be relied upon..."
The thing killing people is off killing people again. For these sequences, Moore's been pulling an old trick from his playbook and showing it all from the killer's perspective.

Spawn awakens from another of his costume dreams to discover...

The first issue also contains a curiosity in the form of thumbnail sketches that Moore that submitted with his script.


Do you guys want to see pages from the remaining issues of this mini-series, or are you wailing, "No! No more!" Please let me know. If it's the former, I'll post more, but if it's the latter, I'll just skip straight ahead to the project where Moore reached the nightmarish peak of his early-to-mid-90s awfulness: the Spawn/WildC.A.T.s mini.


Sadly, half of the series is sequences like the above: page after page of hilariously purple prose about how much Spawn's costume loves to hunt and kill. Gah. Actually, it's probably less than half, but it feels like that much, what with how tedious it is.
Spawn is feeling frustrated about how he has absolutely no idea what his costume really is.

Meanwhile, the police hire a specialist to deal with the murders. This guy's a Moore creation, a celebrity paranormal investigator, yet he somehow still manages to be utterly uninteresting as a character.


Some of what the warning flyers say, per a later page: "Advise citizens to stay indoors after sunset... warn that although folk talismans such as crucifixes or garlic may prove effective, they are not to be relied upon..."
The thing killing people is off killing people again. For these sequences, Moore's been pulling an old trick from his playbook and showing it all from the killer's perspective.

Spawn awakens from another of his costume dreams to discover...

The first issue also contains a curiosity in the form of thumbnail sketches that Moore that submitted with his script.


Do you guys want to see pages from the remaining issues of this mini-series, or are you wailing, "No! No more!" Please let me know. If it's the former, I'll post more, but if it's the latter, I'll just skip straight ahead to the project where Moore reached the nightmarish peak of his early-to-mid-90s awfulness: the Spawn/WildC.A.T.s mini.

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Date: 2009-07-31 07:46 am (UTC)But FROM HELL, which he was trying to keep alive in the wake of Kitchen Sink's and Tundra's collapse, not to mention the collapse of his marriage and of Mad Love, was worth it.
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Date: 2009-07-31 11:34 am (UTC)Here's a sample of comics from the 1990s:
Kurt Busiek's Astro City
America's Best Comics (including Tom Strong,
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Mark Waid's initial run on The Flash
Kingdom Come
Marvels
Warren Ellis' run on Excalibur
Transmetropolitan
Planetary
The Authority
Preacher
Bone
Sin City
Death: the High Cost of Living
The Invisibles
MOST of Gaiman's Sandman
100 Bullets
Hellboy
Sandman Mystery Theater
Death of Superman/Funeral for a Friend/Reign of the Supermen
Peter David's runs on Hulk, Supergirl, Young Justice
Thunderbolts
The ENTIRE Milestone comics line
I mean, seriously dude...there were good comics from every publisher and in every line. Just because image put out some crap and the X-titles went south for a while along with some other big names doesn't mean that the entire decade was a lost cause.
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Date: 2009-07-31 05:37 pm (UTC)Madman certainly belongs on that list. So does James Robinson's run of Starman. The Busiek/Perez run on Avengers. And a host of others.
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Date: 2009-07-31 02:03 pm (UTC)I certainly was a huge Vertigo fan in the 90s; it's superhero comics I avoided then, pretty much until first Morrison's JLA, and then he made me feel all dirty by doing X-Men. (Morrison. Made me. Buy X-Men. Bastard. Dropped it the SECOND he left, in fact a few issues before, when Silvestri reminded me why I hated it) After that the genre was reintegrated into my buying, but that's only because all the people I followed at Vertigo and in indies were all of a sudden doing superhero comics, after the 90s.
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Date: 2009-07-31 05:47 pm (UTC)As for '90s Image, there was one and only one title I ever gave a damn about, and that's The Maxx. The big three artists who frontlined the effort? I hated all of them.
gonna be honest on having grown up on 90s x-men though
and actually buying issues of spidey's clone saga when i was a kid
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Date: 2009-08-01 12:47 am (UTC)But WORLD WITHOUT END, 2020 VISIONS, OUTLAW NATION--all books that should have received a lot more attention.(the last two are in print and inexpensive, buy them)
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Date: 2009-08-01 03:57 am (UTC)And again, Delano's stuff is very much for grownups, both in subject matter and sensibility, so that doesn't help broaden his audience. It's hard to explain quickly, and doesn't fit into trends like, say, Morrison. Or grab people via gross-outs, like Ennis. Or have a balance of cute and scary, like Gaiman(who also fits well into the fantasy genre as a whole). Or isn't considered the Holy of Holies like Alan Moore, whom he should be considered almost the equal of. And he doesn't do superheroes, like, well, all the others. If there were more Ramsey Campbell, Burroughs or JG Ballard fans in comics he might do better, and at the height of the Vertigo era there were that sort and he did better. He's the odd man out, and I think that's why he's ignored.
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Date: 2009-07-31 02:40 pm (UTC)10%5% was even more "worth dying for" in order to compensate?no subject
Date: 2009-07-31 05:41 pm (UTC)And most of the stuff people refer to as '90s' specifically refers to the EXCESSES of Marvel and DC and Image (and occasionally Dark Horse) specifically pandering to specific audiences.
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Date: 2009-07-31 06:53 pm (UTC)People complain about the 90s being bad either because, for most people who talk about comics nowadays, its what drove them out of comics (being the straw that broke the camel's back), or because that's when they were introduced to comics (and their tastes have grown since then).
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Date: 2009-07-31 05:29 pm (UTC)Now Marvel were at a historic creative low for a big chunk of the decade, and Image were Image, but the 90s also saw a big growth in Indy comics - after the B&W comics crash of the late eighties, titles like Bone, Strangers in Paradise and Beanworld built the Indy comics genre as it is today. [That was obviously a complete oversimplification.]
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Date: 2009-07-31 11:11 pm (UTC)Ew, the layout.
Date: 2009-07-31 11:09 pm (UTC)Also, on a tangent subject, why in the hell is Yost so hellbent on bringing back the 90's X-men in X-Force? I thought most sane X-fans do their hardest to forget that time period, not relive it!
Re: Ew, the layout.
Date: 2009-08-04 07:55 pm (UTC)Depends on which X-Men fans you ask. I met more then my share of fans who are quite happy at the prospect of seeing the 90s characters and concepts return. I think childhood nostalgia has a lot to do with it.
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Date: 2009-08-03 10:07 pm (UTC)http://www.wtv-zone.com/silverager/inter
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Date: 2009-08-04 08:08 pm (UTC)And I'm not denying that Alan Moore can be a bit of a prima donna about some things, but creative ownership is a tricky issue, and he had a perfect right to leave DC if he wanted to. The man may be a perfectionist, but everyone has their own standards, y'know?
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