Stardust: "De Structo and the Headhunters"

[sandoz_iscariot.insanejournal.com]

Reposted because it appears the original post was deleted, and I really wanted to show this to somebody. And this is a story no incarnation of S_D should be without!

Comments

[freezer818.insanejournal.com]

Stardust: He puts the "Sociopath" in Heroic Sociopath!

[sandoz_iscariot.insanejournal.com]

Stardust is like if that omnipotent kid from the "It's a Good Life" episode of The Twilight Zone was a superhero.

"He certainly saved America from an awful fate!"
"Yes, it's a good thing Stadust did. A-A good thing..."

[salad_barbarian.insanejournal.com]

What the heck is up with making all of those henchmen one person? How many superheroes at the time had that power?

[sandoz_iscariot.insanejournal.com]

Maybe Stardust hates prison overcrowding?

[box_in_the_box.insanejournal.com]

Fantomah, who was also a Fletcher Hanks creation.

[fungo_squiggly.insanejournal.com]

Huh, it's a lot easier to make out people's expressions and things this time around.

Hanks' pouty-faced villains always crack me up.

[dr_hermes.insanejournal.com]

Stardust meets Fantomah! (Better not be around for that match-up.)

[sandoz_iscariot.insanejournal.com]

Whoever wins, we lose.

[his_spiffyness.insanejournal.com]

No, it would be Stardust/Fantomah. He's so nail her in her Deadite form.

[dr_hermes.insanejournal.com]

And, then some time later, lots of little godlike pychos running around punishing people...

[crinosg.insanejournal.com]

Destructo hates Phantom spaceman.

In fact, most of Stardust's foes hate Phantom...spaceman...

Oh my God. OH MY GOD.

STARDUST IS PHANTOM SPACEMAN!

[ashtoreth.insanejournal.com]

Why was it deleted?

[sandoz_iscariot.insanejournal.com]

I don't know, I wasn't the original poster. :(

[galateus.insanejournal.com]

besamim was the old OP, and now that account's been self-strikethrough'd. So, no idea.

[ashtoreth.insanejournal.com]

Shame he didn't just leave it open. I've gaffiated whole years before.

[galateus.insanejournal.com]

Well, I learned a new word today (http://fanlore.org/wiki/Gafiate).

(It really is a shame. And *all* their posts are just gone.)

[nagaoka.insanejournal.com]

Dude, did that giant headhunter (the HUGEST in the galaxy!) take off his white t-shirt to eat that guy-head?

[geoffsebesta.insanejournal.com]

I have this theory that he was drunk as fuck and drawing shit all different sizes, and Stardust's real superpower was to explain the crazy shit he just drew.

[sianmink.insanejournal.com]

This makes more sense than about anything I can think of because.. WHAT?

[skalja.insanejournal.com]

So I think Fletcher Hanks has replaced Bill Everett for the "Must have been on something; I'm just not sure what" award. O_o

[icon_uk.insanejournal.com]

The safe money is on a combination of pure cocaine, lighter fluid, grouting cement, tequila and the shredded remains of a Super Happy Fun Ball (http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/happy-fun-ball/229058/)

For those like me, not in the US, and so unable to view that clip, and youtube doesn't seem to have the original, the best I ca do is like you to a text description (http://terry.kovax.org/2005/03/super_happy_fun_ball.html) of the advert.

[starz_n_stripes.insanejournal.com]

Question: How the fuck can you see where you are going if you're flying face down like that?

That cracks me up. Seriously. I LOL'ed.

[halloweenjack.insanejournal.com]

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/34665731@N00/3810905565/)

[sistermagpie.insanejournal.com]

I'm glad I didn't read this as a child. I think the imagery would have haunted me the rest of my life!

[micing.livejournal.com (from insanejournal.com)]

That was disturbing. Stardust the Super Wizard says, crime doesn't pay, kids. You like having friends. Don't you, Timmy? Well, if you and your friends commit a crime you all may be converted into ONE person who does not have any friends at ALL.