Positive Moments Week, you say?

[seriousfic.insanejournal.com]

Well, what could be more positive than the wedding of Scott Free and Big Barda?

Backstory: Scott and Barda have just confessed their love for each other, and the Apokolips Nows have taken Scott prisoner to be killed in a death-trap. So good to see everyone in character.







Remember, kids. If you're a New God, there's no reason at all you should leave it at "I used my superpowers to fake you out, suckers" when you can simulate it, THUS.



You must admit, Orion has always been a charisma vacuum "anguished warrior," but I'll take the variant that says things like "Thus, we turn a death trap into a life journey" with a straight face over the growling, monosyllabic badass he's become.





So the Source is God, right? That's right, GOD Himself decreed that Big Barda and Scott Free should get married. That Jack Kirby, he doesn't mess around when it comes to shipping.



Darkseid should be careful. The puns you invite by acting like a dick while wearing that helmet... brr.

Comments

[aegof.livejournal.com (from insanejournal.com)]

I love it. Darkseid gets the same joy from spoiling a wedding as he does from murdering the Earth. He is my favorite supervillian.

[punishermax.insanejournal.com]

"Anti Life justifies my bachelor status!"

[icon_uk.insanejournal.com]

Twice married, as it turns out. Once, to Suli, which produced Kalibak (Suli was killed by Ma Darkseid's machinations), once to Tigra, which produced Orion (Big D had them both banished)

[punishermax.insanejournal.com]

Holy Shit, Darkseid has a mom?!

Oh god we need a Lil Darkseid series so much it's not even funny

"Lil Darkseid did you commit genocide again?"

"Hey mom, Anti Life justifies my fun!"

~laugh track~

THAT'S OUR LIL DARKSEID!

[ashtoreth.insanejournal.com]

He wasn't named Darkseid as a kid...:)

[punishermax.insanejournal.com]

Stop ruining my story god damnit. He was named Lil Darkseid.

[ashtoreth.insanejournal.com]

I thought it was funny that he had a stupid name as a child (Uxas).

[icon_uk.insanejournal.com]

Heggra, his mother, only gave him the name so that she could listen to other kids point and say "He's Uxas" (Say it out loud a couple of times), and then giggle maniacally.

[zordboy.insanejournal.com]

*begins giggling maniacally*

But here's a hint, don't do it when your family is in the room.

[rab62.insanejournal.com]

According to Kirby, Darkseid was always called Darkseid. If someone else decided to retcon that, just retcon them right back.

(One of my big pet peeves here is when youngsters confuse non-Kirby stuff with Kirby stuff, or worse still, complain about Kirby getting his own creations wrong.)