The Conquests of Storm

[joysweeper.insanejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlebeings, I present to you: the conquests of MA Storm! I may have missed a couple, and sooner or later I know someone will put up her 616 counterpart's conquests. You know what I mean by conquests, right?




Herc did have that line about Giant Girl, but who did he give a ring to? Storm. Source: MA: A # 18



Hawkeye flirted with Giant Girl, but who really drew this archer's eye? Storm.


MA: A # 10 mentioned that Storm was missing because she was on a date with an African king. You know who that is, right?



Source: MA: A # 22.



Alas, T'Challa, she's just not that into you. Not in MA. Source: MA: A # 23



Doc Samson is intrigued. Source: MA: A # 24

Of course, Storm's conquests are not all men.



Spidey really should learn to finish his sentences. Source: MA: A #24





They even go on a date. (Hey, if Cap and Iron Man hanging around playing basketball, eating hamburgers, and hunting down spammers is a date, so is this.)



Tigra dreams of Storm's love. Source: MA: A # 36

But of all her harem, there's one in particular that Storm seems to favor most consistently. Big guy, blond, Norse. She says she's "partial to the way he uses thunderstorms". We saw Thor for the first time in MA: A # 15, but although she's partial to him and he calls her his fellow storm-bringer, they warm up later.

...Unfortunately I don't seem to have those issues, so this is from here on S_D, and there's the old preview here.



Source: MA: A # 29

Finally:





That's a conquest. That's a conquest of YOU. Source: MA:A # 3

Comments

[20thcenturyvole.insanejournal.com]

Storm! <3 <3 <3

Is there a single character who isn't 10 times more awesome in MA:A? Because I can't think of any.

[arilou_skiff.insanejournal.com]

Am I wrong for shipping MA!Spidey/MA!Janet?

Probably.

[neuhallidae.insanejournal.com]

Jan's totally part of Storm's harem and keeps Hank on the side so she can have someone to herself.

[neuhallidae.insanejournal.com]

And Peter. 'Cause a girl's got needs.

[vignettelante.insanejournal.com]

That "treat yourself, you deserve it" had me thinking along those lines too.

[yaseen101.insanejournal.com]

Now you've got me thinking.

[arilou_skiff.insanejournal.com]

Also: Mouse-Queen Tigra is awesomsauce.

[freivolk.insanejournal.com]

MA Storm really gets around. I like it, but its also strange for me. I´m so used of Claremont writing Storm as a lesbian virgin.

[xdoop.insanejournal.com]

Despite her having romances with Doom, Arkon and Forge?

[kagome654.insanejournal.com]

Did she really have a romance with Doom? All I remember is mutual respect/admiration.

[pyrotwilight.insanejournal.com]

And that turned out to be a Doom-bot!

[xdoop.insanejournal.com]

That's what he claimed later, anyway.

[xdoop.insanejournal.com]

There was definitely a mutual attraction, at least.

http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/116244.html#cutid1

[selke.insanejournal.com]

They did in one of the series of books. It was AU, but really well written.

Storm and Forge

[jazzypom.insanejournal.com]

Were my OTP back in the day. I cried when Mystique broke them up. Cried. BAWLED, when Forge rescinded his proposal.

[kusonaga.insanejournal.com]

I don't normally like Storm, but she's awesome in MA (like all others).

What really cracks me up though? "Hey, Stark? You won't believe this..."

Wolverine is SUCH a gossip.

[schmevil.insanejournal.com]

I love gossipy MA Wolverine. <3

[angelophile.insanejournal.com]

This looks great, but I must admit, the scans are so large I can't read them on my screen unless I download and zoom out.

[box_in_the_box.insanejournal.com]

That last panel is BEGGING for a DAT ASS macro.

[thandrak.insanejournal.com]

And, parenthetically, support for my theory that Tigra really likes dresses. Because she's a pretty pretty princess.

[freivolk.insanejournal.com]

One question. Whats up with Wolvie-Dschini? Is it just a dream of Tigra?

[neuhallidae.insanejournal.com]

He's a genie out of a necklace. She was offered wishes, but knows bad shit usually happens when you make them, so she's trying to think of one that won't get her screwed over.

[scottyquick.insanejournal.com]

Aw, I was hoping for Steve/Ororo before we got to Thorm.

[kingrockwell]

"Needs a wife" :D :D :D
The fact Hulk!Tigra's boobs didn't grow with the rest of her body is cracking me up!

And much as I love MA, I cannot get over the way Storm has Carol's lightning bolt.

[bariman1987.insanejournal.com]

The lightning bolt works far better for Storm anyway. It's related to her powers and it's kind of S-shaped.

[oddpuppets.insanejournal.com]

I've said it once, I'll say it again, but MA Storm's ass is just so fine. Hubba-hubba.

MA Storm is also just so damn awesome and a rockin' playah. I love that the authors keep on inserting bi subtext. Yes, it's hardly original for the girl to be bi, but in this case, I'm so okay with it. Besides, imagine what'll happen to the generation that grew up reading MA:A. It warms the cockles of my heart.

[petalsinthewind.insanejournal.com]

I want that green pen.

[fungo_squiggly.insanejournal.com]

Tigra actually looks pretty happy in the scene where she imagines being made queen of the talking mice.

[mania21.insanejournal.com]

You know, I always thought seeing Ororo Munroe and Janet Van Dyne as friends would be rather interesting, given the display of opposites there. I remember when they both teamed up with She-hulk and Tigra in one of Marvel's old over sized specials books, I forget the name (They all got summoned by some mutant girl to a small town in the middle of nowhere).

I think Kelis says it best about MA!Storm

[proteus_lives.insanejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-FAV9fBII

THORM for the win!

[mullon.insanejournal.com]

See, I was right! You even went with the correct last page.