"But master, could we not use the force on our own bodies?"
"No, padawan. Whimsical and fancy-free, Jedi are not. Over, your childhood is."
"Master Yoda is correct, apprentices. We will later be releasing live rats into your shared bedrooms and you don't get dinner until you hand over all of them."
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"No, padawan. Whimsical and fancy-free, Jedi are not. Over, your childhood is."
"Master Yoda is correct, apprentices. We will later be releasing live rats into your shared bedrooms and you don't get dinner until you hand over all of them."