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proteus_lives ([personal profile] proteus_lives) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2010-02-08 10:50 pm

A Valentine's Day request: Hulk Attempts to mate with She-Hulk

Greetings True Believers! I'm here to fulfill a request from box_in_the_box and it works even better since it's so close to V-Day. ;)

Every one knows that The Incredible Hulk wants to be left alone. But what happens when he doesn't want to be "alone" anymore? A certain jade-skinned lawyer better duck and cover! Enjoy....Sorta!

Suggested Tags: char: hulk/bruce banner, char: she-hulk/jennifer walters, group: avengers, title: hulk, publisher: marvel comics, creator: paul jenkins, creator: mark texiera, theme: incest

This annual tale is called "Basic Instinct". (clever!)

Hulk is hanging out at the test ground where he was born, missing Betty and Jarella, listening to Linkin Park when he screams and leaps off into the night. At the same time Jen is chilling at the Avengers mansion wondering what Bruce is doing.

The next day the Avengers get an alert that Hulk is tearing up Central Park.

I like that page, it reminds me of Jaws.

The rest of the Avengers show up but Jen wants to try and talk Bruce down first.

Well, that didn't work well. The Avengers attack and Vision notices something strange about Hulk's behavior. Wanda puts a mental whammy on him and forces him to transform back to Bruce.

And the fight is back on but Vision has discovered the true because he watches a lot of Animal Planet.

Jen decides to ahh....take one for the team.

Kong ain't got nothing on Hulk

And Hulk is dissed and dismissed.

Hulk doesn't react well to the "let's just be friends" speech.

Emo in 3..2..1!

This always cracks me up. Jen's almost-regret at not giving it up, Hulk's manly crying-leap and Vision's animal lecture!
Happy V-Day everyone! Don't bone your cousins!
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[personal profile] box_in_the_box 2010-02-09 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, her costume at this time was designed by George Perez, who notoriously bragged that he drew Wanda without panties.
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[personal profile] punishermax 2010-02-09 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
How did he work that chestnut into conversations?

"Heh, guys, you know Wanda? Scarlet Witch? Now, I'm not gonna tell tales out of school but...let's just say she and the Army got one thing in common. Going commando." ~forms finger guns~ "pow!"
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[personal profile] box_in_the_box 2010-02-09 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, he's George Perez.

He spends his free time doing art for women's catfighting fetish sites, and he admits to this fact rather openly in casual conversations, without even being asked.

It came up because George Perez told everyone who asked him more than two questions about his art run on the Avengers, "Oh, yeah, and I deliberately draw Wanda so that she's not drawing any panties."
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[personal profile] punishermax 2010-02-09 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
So basically, don't shake the dude's hand?
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[personal profile] box_in_the_box 2010-02-09 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, he seems to do okay with the ladies, since pretty much every single one of his illustrations, pornographic ones included, is based on rather attractive female friends of his.

I don't even know if I can properly explain Perez - if any other artist acted the way he did, I'd no doubt be all OMG WTF GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPY MAN, but the way he rolls with it, it's endearingly mischievous. He's like the Santa Claus of perverse fetishes.
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[personal profile] box_in_the_box 2010-02-09 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, it helps that, as [personal profile] icon_uk will attest, George is just as likely to draw man-on-man pr0n of the guys in comics.
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[personal profile] punishermax 2010-02-09 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
He's an equal opportunity icky elf.
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[personal profile] midare 2010-02-09 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Pics or it didn't happen.
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[personal profile] box_in_the_box 2010-02-10 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hell, he's devoted POSTS to this!

[identity profile] 2010-02-09 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Perez is a great artist, but I'm not so sure about his slew of redesigns for Avengers costumes he did for the Busiek era. There's an awful lot of huge plunging necklines going on, lots of exposed flesh in general. Though Firestar rejected the costume in-story and Busiek made Perez redesign it to something less exposing by filling in the exposed parts with black.

Wanda and the Squadron Supreme girls are the worst offenders, though.
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[personal profile] halloweenjack 2010-02-09 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't remember the ass shots (there's another one in these scans) being as gratuitous when Perez drew her in this costume, and it does make a certain amount of sense that she's doing the gypsy thing. Also, it may just be because I was a teenager when Elektra first appeared, but I always got the feeling that Frank Miller meant her to be going commando, although I don't know whether he made it canon one way or another. (Other artists have drawn her with panties under the loincloth, the bastards.)