Be-Lated Valatine Day Post

[silverzeo]

Ever wonder who were Donald Duck's parents and what there were like. Well, here is how they meet.


This explains SO much.

Basically. His mother is Hortense McDuck, Scourge's sister, and his father was named Quackmore Duck... WOW those are really bad names. They had two kids, Donald, you all know, and his sister, mother of Hueyy, Louie, and Dewey, is (Dum)della duck

And since it a love day, lets see Donald and Daisy's first date.

Publisher: disney.

Comments

[blue_canary]

To paraphrase Cheers: "rodent genitalia is more noticeable than bird genitalia."

[silverzeo]

Then explain why Porky pig is one of the only Looney Toons animals to wear a shirt (a vest really) but not pants? ... outside of commercials of course. That really bothered my Grandma, may she rest in peace.

[blue_canary]

Well in Acme Acres, nudity was far more accepted so they wouldn't care if he didn't wear any clothes. Porky clearly only wore a vest to match his jaunty hat.

[silverzeo]

.... what hat?

[blue_canary]

I was under the impression that Porky wore a porkpie hat. Google does not agree with me. My mistake.

[freezer]

I believe you're thinking of Disney's Three Little Pigs. The "Straw" pig did wear one.

[rhythmbandit]

I vaguely remember him wearing that hat in the cartoon where him and Donald have to go to work, IIRC.

[tacobob]

Good thing she never saw him in the "Duck Dodgers" series where it showed that he owned a full gimp suit. :O

[proteus_lives]

Small-world alert. I was just watching Cheers.

[kamino_neko]

rodent genitalia is more noticeable than bird genitalia."

Way WAY more noticeable.

[taggerung301]

XD
*opens link
*dies laughing

[sinisterlink]

"IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!!"

No, really, it's not. :p

I laughed at the lady in the story, but really I can see how someone could get confused or think something was wrong with them. I mean I've seen some rats in pet stores that I was trying to figure out how they could even walk it was so big. lol.

[ravenous_raven]

I love that website!