long_silence ([personal profile] long_silence) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2010-04-19 05:21 pm

Blackest Night Action figures

The full July DC solicits are out. One thing in particular stood out to me.

Red Lantern Mera with Dex-Starr action figures!

And for legality:

Suggested Tags: char: mera, char: dex-starr, group: red lantern corps, event: blackest night, publisher: dc comics

thokstar: Spot (Default)

[personal profile] thokstar 2010-04-19 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Red Lantern Mera with Dex-Starr action figures!

I believe you mean Red Lantern Dex-Starr action figure, with Mera accessory.
nezchan: Navis at breakfast (Default)

[personal profile] nezchan 2010-04-19 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that something like the Larfleeze action figure with GET YOUR HANDS OFF, IT'S MINE accessory?
simiansyndicate: (Default)

[personal profile] simiansyndicate 2010-04-19 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care how much it costs, I simply must have a Rage!Kitty action figure to pester/get unwanted huggins from my Deadpool figure.
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[personal profile] sherkahn 2010-04-19 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It must also have a sitcom!

Door opens!

"Hey Lucy I'm home!" - Deadpool

Que audience hooting and appreciation as he walks over to the couch, throws his weapons off into the closet and closes the door as one misfires with Al "Deadpool" Bundy continuing non-chalantly.

"Waaaa-AAA-aaaaaade?!" - She Hulk

She-Hulk enters stage right, a soul piercing wail of empty despair from across the room as She-Hulk, dressed as Peggy Bundy walks in on high heels and white-trash fabulously hot to find Wade on the couch, one-hand just below the belt and flipping through the TV channels.

"Wade, you promised you would return from an alternative universe with something for me." - She-Hulk

"No, honey, I promised I wouldn't return. Here I was hoping that I'd arrived to an alternate universe where my food would be waiting for me, you would look like Mary Jane Parker and you haven't spent all the money Osborn keeps paying us not to kill him." - Wade

"The neighbors keep complaining about your toys going off, Al, I mean Wade.... and I need to give them hush money. (I wish something else was going off, though)" - She-Hulk

"Not now, Jen. Can't you find a Hercules poster? Can't you see I'm flipping through the old Spiderman cartoons to see who else's comic I can invade?" - Deadpool.

"Well, your not invading me tonite, that's for sure. I knew you wouldn't bring me something from an alternative universe trip with your Deadpool Corps pals, so I took a little stroll myself and brought a little something of my own. It's the only pussy your getting tonite, Wade." - She-Hulk.

She-Hulk reaches from between her bossums and pulls out a purring kitty (audience goes wild!) as Ruffles the Rage Cat finally appears.

"Love that purr-ring sensation." says She-Hulk as she strokes her kitty.

"What's with the wild life, Jen? Logan turn you down again?" - Deadpool.

"No, Wade. I'm just staying loyal to my juggs-or-not...." (stares it his crotch while her mighty guns bounce up and down ) "Keep him entertained while I go play with the Wand of Watoomb." - She-Hulk, and she hurries up the stairs.

Dex-Star hisses and pounces on Deadpool's neck, liquid blood red napalm melting Wade like glowing-hot magma. Wade screams as they fall over behind the couch. Red light beams, clots of burning bile, furniture and carpet shreds, flashes of dual swords and blaster fire erupt over the couch and through it. The whole house begins to shake from the commotion, but then Dex-Star and Deadpool peer up from behind the couch together looking up at the ceiling, as the house still continues to shake.

Dex-Star speaks (in the voice of special guest star George Clooney) "you have a wonderful wife, Mr. Bundy."

Audience applauds and we cut to commercial break...
benicio127: (stupid sexy wade)

[personal profile] benicio127 2010-04-19 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)

Made my day. <333
simiansyndicate: (Default)

[personal profile] simiansyndicate 2010-04-20 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I think I desperately love you/this/S_D for making such joy possible.
badficwriter: Flying saucer-I WANT TO BELIEVE (Default)

[personal profile] badficwriter 2010-04-20 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
\o/ Kitty!

[personal profile] former_callixte 2010-04-21 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I....I love you. This is hilarious. I have no idea what icon would be appropriate. (J.Jonah Jameson? FUND IT!) This needs to be funded into an on running sitcom or story. DAYAM!
q99: (Default)

[personal profile] q99 2010-04-19 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Angry cat is angry!
simiansyndicate: (Default)

[personal profile] simiansyndicate 2010-04-19 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh look! It appears Dex-starr has been getting some extra work on the side, taking a swing at Lance Henrikson!


thormonger: (Default)

[personal profile] thormonger 2010-04-20 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it looks like the Green Lantern movie has its Dex-Starr, if they show the Red Lanterns.
twyst: (askuka point)

[personal profile] twyst 2010-04-19 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)

[personal profile] nagaoka 2010-04-19 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
If only he had a button for "Super Jazz hands" action!
punishermax: (Default)

[personal profile] punishermax 2010-04-20 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
You fucker. That was my joke.

[personal profile] former_callixte 2010-04-21 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Because of the way the threads go over here, I have no idea what joke you are referring to, but I LOLd to your response.
auryn: Magik in her cell. (Default)

[personal profile] auryn 2010-04-19 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)

(hmm. I need to create some icons over here.)
redd: ([Lanterns] Mera)

[personal profile] redd 2010-04-19 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
ext_171733: (Default)

[identity profile] werehawk.livejournal.com 2010-04-20 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
And want. Though the woman sitting next to me (my wife) is mocking me and won't stop. (Please stop)
pyrotwilight: (Default)

[personal profile] pyrotwilight 2010-04-20 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
This looks to be all the rage.
ninjapeps: (Barney approves!)

[personal profile] ninjapeps 2010-04-20 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
leorising: (jorelspank)

[personal profile] leorising 2010-04-20 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
So many folks here seem to be mad about it!
phosfate: (HF - Nicholas Angel hates wall ducks)

[personal profile] phosfate 2010-04-20 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It's bloody amazing!

[personal profile] zordboy 2010-04-20 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Man, a lot of people putting on their orange rings tonight.

MINE! :)
sweettart1823: (Laughing Brothers)

[personal profile] sweettart1823 2010-04-20 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
sistermagpie: Classic magpie (Default)

[personal profile] sistermagpie 2010-04-20 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, that is just...wow, how did it take so long for somebody to make this? WE HAVE NEEDED IT!
darklorelei: (Default)

[personal profile] darklorelei 2010-04-20 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
They need to make a plush version too, dammit!
thormonger: (Default)

[personal profile] thormonger 2010-04-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
This. And it could even have a feature where you squeeze it and a "balloon" shaped like red blood-vomit plasma pops out of its mouth!
gargoylekitty: (ragekitty)

[personal profile] gargoylekitty 2010-04-20 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Not a fan of the appearance of it, but, regardless, I must have it!
shadwing: Psi SW2 Game Card (Default)

[personal profile] shadwing 2010-04-20 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Must...Have...Rage Kitty... @_@
midnightvoyager: Just Middy (Yay-flail!)

[personal profile] midnightvoyager 2010-04-20 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
WANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANT *explodes in a burst of orange energy*
selke: (Default)

[personal profile] selke 2010-04-20 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
He's a pimp!
badficwriter: Flying saucer-I WANT TO BELIEVE (Default)

[personal profile] badficwriter 2010-04-20 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
He looks like the Boogeyman from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
phosfate: (Default)

[personal profile] phosfate 2010-04-20 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I may be the only person who went OMG MERA!!! and then...oh, hey, awesome kitty.

Of course, having avoided Blackest Night as much as possible, I wondered how the hell Streaky had become a Red Lantern.
selke: (Default)

[personal profile] selke 2010-04-20 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh jeez. I have no interest in DC and yet I must own this. It will guard my Runaways books from Joss Whedon!
selke: (Default)

[personal profile] selke 2010-04-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
The cat. I shall name it Miss Kitty Meow Meow and it will be voiced by Keith David.
thormonger: (Default)

[personal profile] thormonger 2010-04-20 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
RAGE KITTY! It's about time! :D
salamangkiero: (Default)

[personal profile] salamangkiero 2010-04-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. I want that cat so bad. Even if I *did* get bitten by one.
thormonger: (Default)

[personal profile] thormonger 2010-04-20 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Orange Lantern Lex Luthor looks awesome as well. Not as awesome as Rage Kitty, but still awesome.
magus_69: (pic#370607)

[personal profile] magus_69 2010-04-20 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
All hail Ruffles the Rage-Cat!

[personal profile] palabradot 2010-04-21 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fark it, I'm getting me that cat.
Okay, Mera, you can come too...