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30 days of scans mem: Day 9: Least favourite male character
The character I like the least in all the Marvel Universe.

I loathe Captain America. I loathe, loathe LOATHE the character. He's sanctimonous, stuck up, and generally vacous, his writers always seem more concerned about saying something "About America" (I don't CARE about America, 'tis a silly place) than giving him any actual character. And they constantly do these maudlin weird pieces with Steve crying over Vietnam veterans or something.
But really, it wouldn't bother me that much if he stayed in his own book: He IS Captain America after all, what else is to be expected with that name? But no. He keeps showing up elsewhere, and always surrounded by this stench of self-righteousness. And even worse is the way he warps the narrative around himself: In his sueish-glory he makes EVERYONE love him. Indeed, if you don't love him it's pretty much proof that you are a Bad Person and Deserve No Sympathy. And everyone admires him SOO much despite well, I don't see it. Yeah, he's a great hero who has fought a wide variety of threats, but what *exactly* makes him a better hero than Spider-Man or Nova or Scott Summers or any other? There's nothing inherent in the narrative that should make them put him on such a pedestal, and yet everyone does. Because he's the bloody Captain America.
And then there's the fact that he's on the Avengers: The Earth's Mightiest Heroes... Only, he's not that mighty is he? Yeah, he's a good fighter, and stronger than an ordinary man, but he's still not really in the league of most of the threats he faces. That wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't TREATED as such. As if his little shield and his little fists could actually HURT the cosmic (or even just superhuman) threats they face.
Even Batman isn't as bad: Bats, at least, has tech gadgets and such, he can bring something to the fight by being the "tech guy" and coming up with the plans. But Cap isn't even that. (Tony/Hank is the Tech Guy, not Steve) so all he really brings to the team is... Speechifying?
There could be an interesting story there, Ultimate Captain America was horribly written, but at least he was a nod in the right direction, of a man from a different time ending up fish-out-of-water style in a new world entirely. Original!Cap has (rightfully) long since grown out of that phase, which makes him about as interesting as watching paint dry. Red white and blue paint. With stars.
It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't reated as Infallible and Superior. During the Civil War there were actually people, both creators and fans, who pretty much decided it on the basis of "Well, cap is on one side, and cap is never wrong." When you have that kind of character YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
Bucky!Cap isn't my kind of character (I'm not really into thriller stuff) but at least he has some kind of personality that isn't determined by being St. Steve of America.

I loathe Captain America. I loathe, loathe LOATHE the character. He's sanctimonous, stuck up, and generally vacous, his writers always seem more concerned about saying something "About America" (I don't CARE about America, 'tis a silly place) than giving him any actual character. And they constantly do these maudlin weird pieces with Steve crying over Vietnam veterans or something.
But really, it wouldn't bother me that much if he stayed in his own book: He IS Captain America after all, what else is to be expected with that name? But no. He keeps showing up elsewhere, and always surrounded by this stench of self-righteousness. And even worse is the way he warps the narrative around himself: In his sueish-glory he makes EVERYONE love him. Indeed, if you don't love him it's pretty much proof that you are a Bad Person and Deserve No Sympathy. And everyone admires him SOO much despite well, I don't see it. Yeah, he's a great hero who has fought a wide variety of threats, but what *exactly* makes him a better hero than Spider-Man or Nova or Scott Summers or any other? There's nothing inherent in the narrative that should make them put him on such a pedestal, and yet everyone does. Because he's the bloody Captain America.
And then there's the fact that he's on the Avengers: The Earth's Mightiest Heroes... Only, he's not that mighty is he? Yeah, he's a good fighter, and stronger than an ordinary man, but he's still not really in the league of most of the threats he faces. That wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't TREATED as such. As if his little shield and his little fists could actually HURT the cosmic (or even just superhuman) threats they face.
Even Batman isn't as bad: Bats, at least, has tech gadgets and such, he can bring something to the fight by being the "tech guy" and coming up with the plans. But Cap isn't even that. (Tony/Hank is the Tech Guy, not Steve) so all he really brings to the team is... Speechifying?
There could be an interesting story there, Ultimate Captain America was horribly written, but at least he was a nod in the right direction, of a man from a different time ending up fish-out-of-water style in a new world entirely. Original!Cap has (rightfully) long since grown out of that phase, which makes him about as interesting as watching paint dry. Red white and blue paint. With stars.
It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't reated as Infallible and Superior. During the Civil War there were actually people, both creators and fans, who pretty much decided it on the basis of "Well, cap is on one side, and cap is never wrong." When you have that kind of character YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
Bucky!Cap isn't my kind of character (I'm not really into thriller stuff) but at least he has some kind of personality that isn't determined by being St. Steve of America.
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