I'd have figured as much, as my dialogue is just darn corny to be normal.

I'd also commend my writer for keeping the bizarre universe in my head in order, then demand to know how come the main love interest hadn't been introduced yet.

I'm already happy with my 'costume' so, I'd give thumbs up on my artist, but ask him/her to shave a few pounds off here or there.

Then I'd subtly suggest we jump the shark and get down to the international magical conspiracy plot that I know is lurking around the corner.