I don't even have the words.

[bluefall]

You know what? Fuck everything. Everything.










I'm sorry. I don't even have a rant for this. I don't even...

Jesus fucking Christ.

Comments

Re: Mod Note

[icon_uk]

Actually, I didn't find that particularly convoluted at the time (or since) and rather liked it.

[bluefall]

Yeah, I don't get why or how that confuses people. And it's such a neat note that Diana, of all people, looks up to one of us. That the ordinary small-scale heroism of saving a single life is so inspiring to someone who regularly saves billions.

Re: Mod Note

[wasabi.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't mind it either and applaud how he pulled it off. There just seemed a certain...inelegance...about it, like someone being tasked to arrange an elephant, a teacup, and a bag of cement in some sort of logical fashion.

Re: Mod Note

[valtyr]

Well, that's easy enough, an elephant's trunk is delicate enough to hold a teacup by the handle and the cement can go over the back like a howdah.

~~~ANALOGY POLICE WHOOP WHOOP~~~

Re: Mod Note

[icon_uk]

You know, we don't often agree, but when we think alike, THAT'S when we should probably worry! :)

Re: Mod Note

[valtyr]

Well, we didn't agree on how they should be arranged, at least!

My solution was clearly more elegant. :p

Re: Mod Note

[icon_uk]

P'shaw, MINE leaves the elephant's trunk free for.... other elephant-y uses!

Re: Mod Note

[valtyr]

Mine allows the elephant to a) pose jauntily with a teacup b) drink tea.

Re: Mod Note

[icon_uk]

Okay, for that mental image, you win....

Re: Mod Note

[valtyr]

Jaunty tea-drinking, always the route to victory.

Re: Mod Note

[christianconnor]

Is the elephant wearing a tiny bowler hat?

Re: Mod Note

[valtyr]

Or a straw boater, depending on taste.

Re: Mod Note

[icon_uk]

Lay the cement bag across the back of the elephant, cut the bag open slightly and place the teacup inside the bag, upside down, in such a way that it is wedges in the cement powder...

Sorry, was that rhetorical?